<ok screw it im not using proper grammar anymore i'm going back to my terrible quality shitposts>
ouma cockithcy was sitting down watching tv when he got a text on his phone. it was from his husbando kiibo
"Hey, I'm going to be out for a few days doing stuff because there needs to be an excuse for you to be home alone for plot reasons"
cocki gapsed. he didn't know how to make food, and kiib destroyed all the leftovers. he didn't want to bother kiibo so he didn't reply.
"ok what the fuck am i gonna eat" he said to himself. kiibo put child locks on the stove, oven and any other machine with a heating function, so he couldnt cook
so...
he had to make the most vegan thing possible
s a l a d .
he was disgusted at the thought of eating salad, but it would have to do. he took out year old lettuce and put it in a bowl. cock took what he thought would be good condiments. He put in soy sauce, spaghetti sauce, beans, sprinkles and a tablespoon of grape fanta. and by a tablespoon, i mean a spoon the size of a table. he mixed them together.
he forgot you are supposed to put salad in the microwave. he had to eat it cold. he was feeling like a true vegan. it tasted terrible, but at least he was being vegan.
after eating salad, he started texting everyone he knew that he was now vegan.
shuichi was fucking concerned, maki didn't give a shit, and neither did momota, also kiibo died
the end
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Ouma and Kiibo magical fun adventure for kids (kiibouma)
Fanfictionthis is a shitpost im gonna be writing whenever i have free time at school because i dont wanna do a project on antidepressants this is really random
