//you can tell im out of ideas when i make a chapter about getting killed
//i am updating this because i now go by they/them pronouns
ouma and kiibo were sitting there, vibing. ouma was busy eating the cursed salad, while kiibo was planning a group suicide. they havent had their story updated in three fucking months, so theyre bored as fuck.
"why hasnt bo updated this fic yet? everyone wants to read it!" kokichi started getting bitchy
"yeah, we've been in this empty white room for three months. i dont even know what the sun is anymore" kiibo sighed and stood up "you know what we have to do"
"kill bo" kokichi smiled like the gremlin he is
"yes."
so the two homosexuals make a plan. to kill mod bo, because they're an idiot who can't manage their time.
"like come on, who looks at kai satou fanart for three hours straight?" suddenly, ouma stabbed the nonexistent wall and broke a hole into the 4th wall, they crashed into the real world, and there they were. mod bo was sitting at their desk, drawing self-insert rantarou amami fanart.
"you." kiiboooby said in an intimidating voice, as the bitch turned around
"oh fuck, howsit hanging? i've been thinking of ideas for your plot and i have an i-" mod bo was interrupted
"shut the fuck up, you thot." kokichi put a knife to bo's neck, even tho they're like 5"9 compared to the short 5"1 grape "you haven't updated in forever"
"yeah well i'm working on other stuff like honestly you guys summoned satan last time and i cant hire a babysitter anymore im broke."
kiibo frowned at bo "dude, youre like our parent technically cause you created this version of us... this is child neglect"
before anything could happen, kiibot snapped and bo dissapeared. now there's literally nobody to write the next chapter.
"well fuck." kiibo said to the narrator "what should we do?" honestly man just write it yourself
"narrator has a point." kokichi said inteligently. "lets's write our own plotline."
to be continued
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Ouma and Kiibo magical fun adventure for kids (kiibouma)
Fanfictionthis is a shitpost im gonna be writing whenever i have free time at school because i dont wanna do a project on antidepressants this is really random