Here's a complete reaction to all the characters in undertale during my first time
Flowey: *appears*
Me: awww hello tutorial flower!
Flowey: haha no it's kill or be killed
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T KILL MEEEEEE
Toriel: *shoots fireball at Flowey*
Me: yay and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T KILL MEEEEEE
Toriel: *is actually nice and gives a proper tutorial*
Me: how am I still alive
First froggit: *appears*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T KILL MEEEEEE
Toriel: *scares froggit away*
Me: *on the verge of crying* tks mom
Napstablook: *ghostfight plays*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T KILL MEEEEEE
Toriel: PROVE ME YOU'LL SURVIVE *heartache plays in a distance*
Me: I'M SORRY MOM DON'T KILL MEEEEEE
Toriel after bossfight: *hugs Frisk*
Me: GOAT MOM I DON'T WANNA GOOOOOOOOO
Me outside the door: *sees a shadow* please don't kill me please don't kill me PLEASEEEEEEEE
Me: *see sans's shadow* SANS!!!! Wait he's so short (I saw a lot of comics about sans before playing undertale) wait is he good or not AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T KILL MEEEEEE
Sans: T U R N A R O U N D A N D S H A K E M Y H A N D
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sans: *means no harm*
Me: IM ALIVE
Sans: ...now my brother Papyrus
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T KILL MEEEEEE
Papyrus: *appears*
Me: SHIT SHIT SHIT IM DEAD IM DEAD
Papyrus: *a lot of puzzles*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dogs in Snowdin: (they deserve a whole chappy themselves so I'll say it later) but basically a lot of screaming
Papyrus: LET'S FIGHT HUMAN
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T KILL MEEEEEE
Papyrus: LET'S DATE HUMAN
Me: *unable to process what is happening* shit shit shit
Part 2 coming later
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Undertale Shitpost Book
RandomLiterally what the title says. I'm shitposting way too many undertale related stuff to scatter it here and there in books. So this book is made for me to shitpost all I want
