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Jake's POV:

•••A year ago•••

Me: "What do you mean you're leaving me for someone named Brandon our relationship was meh?"

Amy: "You don't wanna commit Jake. I'm done."

Me: "Whatever."

{They aren't married in this universe}

Madison's POV:

Me: "You're leaving me for someone named AMY?! Like fat Amy from pitch perfect?! What the hell brandon!"

Brandon: "She's better looking than you."

Me: "Oh fuck you! I'm moving somewhere far away from your ass."

•••A few months later•••

I moved to Brooklyn and I was going to work at the nine-nine because I'm a badass cop. I've had eight thousand arrests this year. I had a interview with Captian Holt today so I could get a job here.

Captian Holt: "So it says you've had eight... THOUSAND arrests this year?!"

Me: "Yes I'm the best officer sir please hire me."

Captian Holt: "Of course you're hired we need someone to replace Santiago and you're the best one to replace her."

Me: "Thank you Captian. I promise I'll fill her shoes."

Captian Holt: "You start today. You see that handsome white guy that's Jake Peralta you'll sit across from him. You'll be his new partner."

Me: "Ok thank you."

I walked to Jake's desk and sat in front of him.

Jake: "Well Hello gorgeous what's your name?"

Me: "Oh I'm Madison. Madison Pearson."

Jake: "Wait a minute. Madison Pearson as in Kevin Pearson's daughter? I loved the Manny!"

Charles: "Your dad is a icon!"

Me: "Yeah! Thank youuu?"

Charles: "I'm Charles."

Me: "Nice to meet you."

Gina: "I'm Gina it's nice to finally have another girl in the office!"

Rosa: "I'm Rosa. Don't get attached to me."

Scully: "I'm scully."

Me: "Oh like from Monsters INC!"

Jake: "His name Sully."

Terry: "I'm sergeant Terry."

Hitchcock: "I'm Hitchcock."

Me: "Nice to meet you all."

Jake: "Can I take you out?"

Me: "Um sure."

Jake: "Cmon you know you wanna."

Me: "I said sure Jake!"

Jake: "Oh sorry I'm used to rejection."

Me: "I am too."

Jake: "You don't desvere that."

Me: "Neither do you."

Rosa: "Barf."

Charles: "Have you heard that Madison has had eight thousand arrests this YEAR?!"

Jake: "I wanna marry you."

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