1)Tell her that she's a dumb blonde.
2)Tell her about every single ship that she's involved in and she probably won't understand what a ship is so she'll most likely flip out trying to find out what a ship is.
3)"Annabeth!Can you read this for me?Oh,you're dyslexic??I didn't know that!!!"
4)"There's a spider on your head...oh,you don't believe me?Okay,have fun dying!!"Walk away,whistling.
5)Point out a mistake on whatever she's doing every minute.
6)Fill her bed with spiders,dead or alive,fake or not.
7)Steal her blueprints and her writing materials.
8)Steal her Yankees cap.
9)Charge at her head-on with a spear during Capture-the-flag,and do it so that she falls into a pit of spiders.
10)Give her a note:
"Dear Annabeth,
I'm running away FOREVER.I'm sorry.
Sincerely,
PERCY JACKSON.
(You can copy the handwriting from 'The Lightning Thief' :D)
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