(It's gonna be so hard omg)
1)Capture Blackjack and demand for a ransom of 50 drachmas.
2)Tell him this,"Percy you're in a dream.You're gonna wake up soon and when you do,you'll be that 12 year old many years ago,okay?"
3)Team up with Clarisse and beat up 'Prissy's' face.
4)Tell him that Poseidon was actually the one to accuse you as the Lightning Thief.
5)Steal Riptide and replace it with a replica of it in pen form(just that its a normal pen)just before a war.
6)Push him into Tartarus again,this time without Annabeth.
7)Keep calling him Perseus:
"Hey,Perseus,how ya doin'?"
"Perseus,Annabeth was looking for you!"
"Your Greek speak sucks,Perseus!"
8)Team up with Hera to wipe out Annabeth's memory permanently,so much so that she forgets Percy and that she's a demigod,and will go back to her father,and that is the best kind of mental torture you can deal to Percy.
9)Tell him this prophecy:
A child of the eldest gods
Shall die against all odds
And his friends will not give two shits
And he will be forgotten in history.
Update 17 Aug '15:
I know Percy is Persassy enough to not get annoyed by anything above,but imma give myself effort points :)
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