In Your Ear ✔️

I Dun Goofed

"Tut-tut, underage drinking is a heinous crime you know, Y/N," my brother Taehyung clucked. I scowled at him, sprawled on the kitchen counter.
"It's not that bad people do it all the time," was my rumbling response as another wave of pain washed over my head.
"Ah, but it is to Mother and Father," Taehyung grinned slyly. I glowered at him.
"You wouldn't." I hissed.
But if I was being honest with myself, it was Taehyung, my older brother who adored to harass me any moment he could and disrupt my life as much as possible.
"Oh but I would," Taehyung's response only confirmed further my predictions. "You see, little sister, when you don't listen and obey your big brother, your big brother gets grumpy."
"If this is about me not buying you chocolate for you and your stupid boyfriend Jungkook while playing Overwatch," I warned. Taehyung rolled his eyes.
"That too. But I was talking about how I warned you off not to go in the first place."
"Nothing bad happened," I protested.
Taehyung places his hands on his hips. "It just takes one night, one wrong word or wrong action, to have everything go awry."
I grudgingly admitted he was right. Silently of course. "Look, just let me make it up to you alright?" My voice rose in panic. "I'll do anything!"
A sly smirk crept up Taehyung's face. "Anything?" He leaned forward a little.
Uh-oh.
"I mean, not any-"
"Anything?" He pressed more forcefully.
Well, it was great knowing you life.
"Yes," I mumbled. Taehyung shot me the annoying, victorious box-like grin.
"If you don't want mom and dad to know what you did, you'll have to do what I say."
"Alright! What do you want me to do?"
"You have a blind date coming up right?"
"Yeah..."
"You're going to wear an earpiece in, and through the entire date, you'll need to say exactly what I tell you to say."
Again, it was absolutely wonderful knowing you life.