Steaming plates of bulgogi with bowls of rice was slid before me and I couldn't help but bend down and inhale the delectable scents deeply.
"Please let us know if you need anything else," the waiter smiled a little before turning and disappearing.
"What are some of your favorite TV shows or movies, Y/N?" Yoongi propped his chin up with one of his hands while beginning to skillfully wield the chopsticks with the other.
Crap. Please stop asking me questions, Yoongi, I almost groaned.
My older brother's annoying voice crackled to life in my ear."Snow White and the Seven Dwarves," he chuckled. "And talk about how you absolutely admired Snow White when you were younger."
I took a deep breath, forcing another smile faker than Jungkook and Taehyung calling themselves straight.
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarves," I managed to get the words out fairly cheerfully through my clenched molars. "I truly admired Snow White when I was a little girl."
Yoongi paused, chopsticks with enticing, still sizzling, meat in mid air. "You mean the princess with a voice higher than Arianna Grande's notes who decided eating an apple from a strange old lady in the woods was a good idea and basically died until 'true love's kiss' woke her up again?"
Well sh(13+ word)t, Yoongi.
Geez.
"Um...yea," I rubbed the back of my neck.
"I mean technically Snow White took a bite of that apple and it got stuck in her throat as the original storyline goes," a new, more youthful voice came over my earpiece. "And Snow White was awaken because the Prince's servants who were taking her back to the castle tripped and dropped her, thus dislodging the apple from her throat."
"Jungkook..." I groaned through clenched teeth.
"Hey, that clumsy servant sounds like Namjoonie am I right?" Taehyung laughed.
Ghoddammit, now Jungkook was there with Taehyung too.
Unfortunately, I forgot a certain someone witness this entire exchange from only one side of the perspective.
"Jungkook?" Yoongi cocked his head a little in confusion.
"Mmmm, yummy bulgogi am I right Yoongi?" I attempted to divert his attention, quickly shoving a random item at the end of my chopsticks in my mouth.
"You just ate a piece of your napkin," Yoongi mused as I choked on the paper in my mouth.
I attempted to shield my face with a hand to gracefully spit the paper out of my mouth but ended up sounding like I was hacking up a hairball for the next ten seconds as Yoongi continued to gaze unblinkingly at me with chopsticks still hovering in the air.
Man, next time I saw Taehyung (and Jungkook for that matter) I planned to grab their (censored) and shove it up their (not appropriate for children under age of 13 years) with a (censored).
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Fanfiction"If you don't want mom and dad to know what you did, you'll have to do what I say." "Alright! What do you want me to do?" "You have a blind date coming up right?" "Yeah..." "You're going to wear an earpiece in, and through the entire date, you'll ne...
