Mai named the conversation "I hate you guys" Today 2:10 PM
Jeno Excuse me? Renjun What is this place where am I?? Mai It's only been a week what do you mean Minji Shut up dummies Donghyuck Ugh can I leave Minji Gladly 😇 Mai All right, can it people Mai We are here to discuss our little collaboration with the dreamies Heesun Sorry mark Chenle OOF Mark
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Jisung Mai you said something about our collab? Mai I hate to say it but.... Jisung is the only sensible person here Mai NOW LISTEN TO ME Minji No listen to me Minji Our manager says we all have to get along before we do anything, so let's start Donghyuck Start what?
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Minji The heck was that? Jeno He said to add him back after the comeback Chenle oOF Jaemin Can you not Heesun Leave him alone😒 Renjun Oh look who decided to join us Jaemin I was in the bathroom Jisung Can we just start talking about the collab now? Mai tmi jaemin Mai Anyway How about we all hang out today? Jeno OH KY HOD YES Jeno WE CAN FGO OUT TO EAT TOGETHFR Renjun Yes I call bbq Renjun Just so you know we're going to eat bbq. Like we are Donghyuck We get it Renjun Minji We get it Heesun Why does that keep happening Jisung I think they're twins Mai I don't wanna agree but I do Mai But I guess we're going out to eat. We'll pick you guys up in an hour Jaemin Shouldn't we pick you guys up? Jaemin We have a bigger car Minji Weird flex but ok Mai No. I'm not climbing in your smelly van. You guys are getting the honor to sit in our Tesla. Be thankful Chenle Will there be enough room? Heesun No. There's like five seats Donghyuck
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Donghyuck Then where do the rest of us sit? Minji On each other's laps DUH Minji Don't you guys do that like all the time? Jeno That's gay Heesun You say that about everything Jeno Yeah? Renjun That's enough guys. Let's get ready Jisung See you later Mai Yeah great Mai
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Donghyuck Why do you have a picture of Jisung. You hate him Mai I don't hate his face though Mai K bye
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"Is this the right place?" Minji pulled up to a modern looking building, doubting that the boys lived in it.
"You've seen the dorms before, Minji. We live, like, 10 miles away," Mai responded. "Heesun, text them that we're here."
"On it." The girl whipped out her phone and immediately started typing. She looked back up and said, "They're coming right now." In just a minute or two, six young boys exited the building, clad in what you could say were casual clothes, even if they were at least a couple hundred bucks each.
Mai rolled down her backseat window, as Heesun had called shotgun first. "Get in, losers, we have places to be and food to eat."
Seeing as there were only two more seats left, the boys encountered a dilemma. Of course, two boys could have one sit on their lap, but that would still leave two more.
"You know what, just get out of the car," Minji said when she saw what was going on. "One of you can sit next to Heesun up here, and the rest of you can be back there."
"What?! I can't have someone squished right beside me!" Everyone looked at the very distressed Heesun.
"Oh please, like you haven't been next to someone before. Get over it, you wimp," Jaemin snapped.
"I agree," said Mai. "You're being dramatic. You only have to share a space with one person. I have to share with five. Take that, sucker." Heesun hung her head down in sorrow, trying to make everyone pity her. Key word trying.
"Chenle, you're small, go sit with Heesun. Also, you're the least problematic." Everyone agreed with Jeno on that. The Chinese boy obliged without protest. He opened the door and the two awkwardly sat beside each other shoulder to shoulder.
"The rest of you can just make yourselves comfortable, I guess. Uh, Renjun, I like you better than the rest, sit beside me." Mars smiled at the boys, who currently stood there in awe.
"It doesn't matter who sits where! Just get in or I'm driving off without you," Venus yelled. The rest of the boys shuffled into the Tesla, and Minji eventually sped off to whatever barbecue restaurant was closest.
There's probably gonna be a part 3 because I think this was enough for this chapter. Also sorry if you don't stan Nct and have no idea who anyone is. But hey, more reason to stan am I right?
