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The world inches closer to its destruction each hour that Five and I stay stagnant, "Well were completely fucked..."
After walking back from our previous excursion, uh plus more. We continued on to step two of our unraveled plan. Five teleported us into Klaus's room, where we found him talking to himself. "Come on dearest brother," I grabbed his wrist and lead him to Fives bedroom. "Here's what's gonna happen. Earlier today this doctor didn't give us the crucial information we need. Due to our minority. We need you to rustle him up a bit yeah?" I said with a cheeky grin. "What do I get?" He placed his hands on his hips. I glanced to Fives clutched facial expression, "20 dollars." Of course, that was a white lie but he is quite gullible. He nods in agreement. Upon our exit I heard Vanya calling Five and I from down the hall. Shit. I pushed everyone back into the room and practically threw Klaus into Fives wardrobe.
*bang* "OuCh"
"Eight and Five, I've been worried sick about you." She sighed in relief. I walked up to Vanya while Five shortly stepped next to me. "I'm so sorry we left without saying goodbye..."
"No-I'm the one who should be saying sorry." She nodded her head in disappointment, "I couldn't really understand the information you were explaining. Even now I still can't." "No I think you were right, maybe this isn't real. The old man did say time travel could contaminate the mind..." Five said calmly. "Maybe, I'm not the right person you should be talking too. Look, I used to see someone, a therapist..."
"Thanks but...Five and I should probably rest. The last time we properly slept was who knows how long ago." I laughed giving my sister a warm smile. Vanya turned away and exited. I open the wardrobe and Klaus fell right onto the floorboards. "Hi,"
"Let's go." I flicked my hands upward and Klaus was on his feet. "I thought I told you to put on something professional?" Five threaten at Klaus's noisiness. "This is my nicest outfit:("
"Whatever we'll raid the old mans closet." Five said aggressively walking out of his room. "As long as I get paid..." Making our way down the stairs Klaus asked a few questions about his gig. "Just So were clear, I just have pretend to be your dear old pops...isn't that...incest?"
"What no-but Yeah our dad." I said giving Klaus a weirded out expression. "What's the cover story? Was I really young when I had you two? Terrible misguided..." "Sure." "Your mother, that slut! We met...at the disco...remember that...Oh my glob, the sex was amazinggg." He threw up many whimsical, yet unnecessary, hand signs. "What a disturbing glimpse into that so called brain." Five turned down the stairway. "I'm all sorts of confused." I said throwing up my hands.
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We walked into the building, might I add, looking badass as ever. I point to the man in the coat that Klaus would be persuading. He simply nodded and walked into his office. I shrugged to Five and we followed him. "Nice to see you guys again." He slowly put down his files. "Cut the shit, were here for the information on the eye." I leaned over the table to get closer to his terrified face.
"My son and daughter really need to return this eye personally." He sat in a chair. "Well, as I said to your children earlier, any information on our prosthetics are strictly confidential. Unless we have the clients consent we can't help you." "Well we can't get consent if we don't have a name!" Five growled. "Not my problem, Sorry there's really nothing I can do, so-"
"What about my consent?" Come on Klausss
"Excuse me?"
"Who gave you consent to lay your hands on my son!" Five turned to him with a confused look. "I never touched your son..." "Ohhh really, then how on earth did he get a swollen lip?"
"He doesn't have a swollen lip-" Klaus stands and punches Five square in the face at full force.
"Oh shit, you sir are screwed" I laughed as I crouched beside the doctors chair. Fives head turns, and he wipes his lip. "I want the name please, now?" "You're crazy." "You've got no idea." Klaus chuckles. I stood up and walked over to five, "that must've hurt," he nodded. "Why couldn't it have been you..." he whispered. "Sorry, this face cannot take anymore damage." I patted his shoulder. Klaus grabbed ahold of a globe that was sitting on the table. "Peace on earth, so sweet..." he quickly slams the globe into his head. Glass and water fell to the floor. The room was now filled with his groans of pain. "I'm calling security-" I used my telekinesis to hand the phone to Klaus. "What-How?" "Help! There been an assault on Me. Bigs office. We need security, now Schnell!" Klaus whimpered into the telephone. "Here what's gonna happen, Grant" "Lance-" "In about 60 seconds, security is going to barge in and see a whole lot of blood. And we're gonna tell them that you...beat the shit out of us." Klaus managed his victimized voice. By now Five had a face of ride, and honestly so did I. "You're gonna do great in prison Grant, I've been there. You're gonna be passed around-" Klaus looked down at the dumb founded man with a smile. "Jesus, you're a real sick bastard."
"Thank you."
Five and I had a little momentous dance party when the man turned to look through his file cabinet. "Oh- that's strange. The eye hasn't been purchased by the client yet."
"It says the eye with that serial number, this can't be right, hasn't even been manufactured yet." The doctor continued.
"Well, this is not good."
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Word count: 981
I'll update faster, also coming out with another book soon...
