Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
☽
~~~~~~~~
"So do I get that 20 dollars?" Klaus stopped to face Five and I. "Klaus why does it even matter?!" Five completely lost his shit (once again) . I stepped dramatically to the side and sat on the stair way. "What's the point of this eye anyways?" Klaus replied. Five sat down next to me and placed his head in his hands. "In the next following days, someone is gonna lose an eye. And that person is going to end the world."
Klaus laughed to himself, "Why are you so irritable all the time? Wait I know...maybe all those years...never getting any action...you must be really horny." Five looked over to me with a shocked yet angered expression. I quickly used my telekinesis to snap his head back the other way. Not realizing Klaus's sudden interest in my action. "So...are you gonna tell me what happened or what?" (Spill le tea) I looked over to Fives tomato red face and back to Klaus childish one. "No thanks maybe some other day," Five slouched in relief. Seeing this made me change my mind...
"Actually wait..."
Instead of leaving Five to dread over his past embarrassments, a tapped on Klaus's shoulder and gave him a memory.
Flash Back:
Today was Fives 21st birthday, he had his first drink. "Five how many beers have you had?" I crossed my arms and found great interest in his messy hair and slouched posture. He drunkly thought about it, "3000!" He giggled. I caught him and supported him until we reached the couch. "You should sleep, and drink water." Before I could walk away he grabbed my wrist. "Y/N Hargreeves, I love you 3000..." he began pulling me closer until I was sitting beside him. He smelled of hard liquor. "NOoO, lay here..." he pulled my shirt. "Five your being a baby, I'm leaving." I ripped his hand off me and started walking away. "But I'm Hornyyyyy." I lifted my hand and miraculously tape flew onto Fives mouth. "Goodnight asshole..."
After the scene was over, Klaus was practically on the floor out of laughter. "Five, you're a horny drunk!!!" His laughed continued for the next 2 min. until Five got up and teleported. "This Eight, is what you are my favoriteeeee!" I bowed and sunk back into my shadow.
