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THREE

April 20 20xx
6:25

red rock 😎
hey Y/n!

queen
hi kiri 🤠

red rock 😎
are you doing
anything for bakugou
today since it's his
birthday?

queen
im probably
just gonna spam
him with wholesome
memes until he decides
to explode his phone

red rock 😎
that seems cool!

queen
I was joking
Im gonna go to his
house with a cake I
made him and a
gift to surprise him 😎

red rock 😎
seems manly 😳

queen
very 😩👌

queen
aight i gotta skrt skrt
and get to his house

Seen
6:30

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I RUSHED OUT OF MY HOUSE slamming the door shut trying not to drop the cake i had made for bakugou. "oh shit I forgot which way his house is." i stopped for a second to try and remember his address, then I skrt skrted and ran to his house.

- - -

"FBI open up!" i screamed as i knocked on the bakugou's door.

.....

nothing.

April 20 20xx
6:56

stoopid
open your front
door hoe >:(

bitch Bimb💥
SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHY
SHOULD I?!

stoopid
just open the
mf door >:((

bitch Bomb💥
Fine you fucker

Seen
6:57

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i stood there patiently waiting for bakugou to open the door, i knew he was coming because i could hear him stomping towards the door with anger.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU-"

"hAPPY BIRTHDAY KING EXPLODE KILLS!" i shouted.

SLAM!

'oh that's great, i get out of my own way to make him cake and buy him a gift only for him to slam a door in my fucking face'

i hear the door opening again, as I gasped and saw mitsuki standing there with a sorry expression, "hi y/n!! sorry about katsuki, i know he acts like a brat all the time, ill get him down here in just a sec, come inside!"

i walked in and placed the cake and bakugou's gift on the table that was in the living room, "thanks mitsuki." i said with a soft smile.

......

i heard a 'tch' and turned around to see a grumpy bakugou, "happy birthday bakuhoe." i said with a chuckle afterwords.

"shut up, you didn't have to do this you fucking extra." he replied, as he sat down next to me.

"be quit and go get some forks so we can eat the cake I made for you." i demanded

"your cake probably tastes like shit.." he muttered as he stomped away to the kitchen.

"KATSUKI, BE NICE!" i heard Mitsuki shout from another room

- - -

"...what the fuck is this." bakugou stared blankly at the gift i had gotten him, surprisingly, he hadn't burnt it to a crisp (yet)

"you know how your quirk is sweating nitroglycerin or some shit?" i started, "well, since you sweat a lot, and since sweat is nasty, i got you a towel...so you can wipe off your sweat." i said with a silly smile

and then he burnt it to a crisp.

"aCK NO, WHY ARE YOU BURNING IT?!"

"I DON'T NEED YOUR SHITTY TOWL!!"

"WELL DON'T BURN IT, YOUR GONNA SET OFF THE GOD DAMN WATER-"

"sprinklers..."

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April 20 20xx
8:38

queen
lmao im back

red rock 😎
so how did it go?

queen
long story short, we
both ended up wet

red rock 😎
kinky 🤪

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it's your girl, back at it agian with another chapter 🤠👊 i hope you enjoyed this, i made it because its bakugou's birthday today here where i live, he's a big boy now 😎