we stan canada.

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honestly at this point I don't know what I'm doing with my life-
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Hey my fellow bad bitches 🤪✌

eww remind me to never use that emoji ever again yikes-

n e ways, I wanted to thank you guys for 30k reads on this book I made while I was high on cocaine 🤧

I also want to thank my mom and dad, because without their sperm and shit I wouldn't be here right now 😳✌

Oh, and the Lord
hallelujah amen bitches 👏

All jokes aside though, I'm actually really thankful for all of you guys and I appreciate you for reading this trash of a book 😔👊

So to show my appreciation I made a special mineta x reader chapter since I know y'all love him since he's best boy 🐸🍵

p.s this chapter is not part of the story since it's a special 🤡🤙

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The school day was almost over, in a few minutes you could go home and join random furry discords to troll strangers. Looking up at the clock on the wall desperately you stop to think of new usernames you can use for the discord server. 'soft rawrs uwu sounds promising' you thought to yourself, gazing out the window.

You turn your head back to the front of the classroom as you hear the teacher dismiss the students, quickly you grab your bag and race out the door, putting yourself at a hault when you almost stumbled over a certain, small, grape headed kid.

"geez, isn't that the pervert from 1-A?" You murmured to yourself. "geez, isn't that the crackhead from 1-B?" He retorted, his eyes definitely where they shouldn't be. "My eyes are up here you damn brat, and no, I'm not the crackhead of 1-B, that's Monoma's title."

With that said, you turned on your heel pissed off due to the interaction with the dirty minded high schooler that couldn't control his hormones. As soon as you got home, you rushed to your computer pressing the power button waiting patiently for the screen to load.

Once it finally did, you searched the web for some sort of link to a furry discord, and as soon as you found it you were exhilarated. Clicking on the link, you flinched in surprise seeing that someone that went with the name 'grape hwugs and kwisses ówò' messaged you on the spot.

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grape hwugs and kwisses
hi! uwu *snuggles you*

soft rawrs uwu
oh um,, hi *doesn't snuggle you, instead pushes you away*

grape hwugs and kwisses
*cries in furry*

soft rawrs uwu
oop-

grape hwugs and kwisses
aw :(

grape hwugs and kwisses
let's introduce ourselves, my name
is mineta and im going to become
the number one hero ùwú

soft rawrs uwu
oh shit i think my mom is calling
me, sorry bro ttyl

grape hwugs and kwisses
ok, I'll talk to you later then
uwu owo uwu

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Honestly that's as far as I can go without wanting to jump out my window. I hope you enjoy this ignoring the fact that it's about mineta lmao 🗿 I might update a real chapter tomorrow though 😎👊