What's on the Inside Counts

Special

(note: I do not smoke or do drugs or drink)

(this is a side story and "probably" isn't canon)

"HEYY PEOPLE" an emotion appeared out of seemingly nowheres wearing clothing that would belong in a St. Patricks day parade. He had a slurred voice slightly.

"HAAAPPYYYY 420 HAHAHA"

"Oh no, not this dude.." Intelligence mumbled, 

"HEYY I HEARD THAT" 

There were a few emotions seated on the couches just lounging. 

"Who invited the drunken leprechaun...?" a dark blue emotion in a hoodie grumbled, he was sitting slouched down in the couch. 

"HI! Druka!" Optimism ran to Drunkeness.

"SUP, Opti! EEeeyy" he replied giving optimism finger guns.

"Can you not right now Drunkenness.." Intelligence groaned.

"NO I refffuuuuuuussse. NOW! For my first maoooogggiic trick! BEGONE GROUCH." he snapped his fingers.

"WAIT NO DONT Y-............wooooaaaaaah...." Intelligence leaned back.

"What did you just do Druka?" Optimism asked,

"I gave him my all certified catnip!" Drunken smiled sloppily.

"immmaaaa... dooo sowmmmeeethinnnnnn noooooww..." intelligence said and poked a button on the keyboard. 

*In real life* 

Michaels head slammed against the desk

*back*

"Wot.. Intelligence.. why did yo-" Optimism started but Drunkenness snapped his fingers again.

"mmmmmmhhmmmmmmm.... thas chilllllllllllll..." he finished, drunk now. 

"m not getting involved with this. See ya drunkies" the dark blue emotion left hastily with a quick walkspeed.

"Well he sure 'blue' the fun eh?" Laughter joked.

*Drunkenness snapped again*

"hmmmm 'weeed' betterrr stoooppp doooiinnn sooo muchhh catnipp.." laughter slouched down and put on his sunglasses.

"ohhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...." he smiled goofily and laughed.

"GREAT! Weeeees readyyyy forrrrraaaa paaaarrrrtttttaaaiii!" Drunkenness shouted.

"guuuyyyys loook mm drivvin!" Intelligence smiled crookedly.

"ummm.." 

*real life*

William is racing down the highway the wrong way with a highjacked car.

*back*

"MY CATS INTELLIGENCE STOP THAT CAR! WE DONT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!" drunkenness shouted. Even he was aware that this was bad. Very bad. 

"Nonsen- oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh"

"Hey! So it's been fuunnnn buuutttt... BYE.." Drunkenness said and just as he was about to leave, two buff pixi creatures that looked liked security guards grabbed Drunkenness by both arms and started dragging him away. One spoke in a walkie talkie.

"We got a tier one rouge emotion that escaped from the EDD. Yeah that fun guy thats drunk or something."

"Ok. You're coming with us Drunk." the other guard added.

"NOOoooo! You won't take meee aliveee!" he wrestled out of their grip and ran away.

"GET HIM" the guards shouted and followed him.

"Woah. That was really weird.." Optimism said in awe

"Listen Optimism.. about the car..if you ever mention this to that dark blue racoon-"

"IM GONNA GO TELL HIM" Optimism laughed and ran off.

"oohh boy."  he groaned.

HEWO

sup heres a 'special idk i was boredz

also.. the word count is 420

BAI btw