Facing my fears....

Chapter IV

1 zombie. 2 zombie. 3, 4, 5, 6 zombie. 1 disco mom (don't ask, please). Nope, I can't think about her, not when I'm a zombie. Disco approaches me. You know what, now that I think about it, an invasion of her is way scarier than zombies. Especially on a moving bus.

I tried escape the parachute pants shuffling over my way, but I got boogied over (I know bad pun).

"Hey darling. What's up, you seem tired?

"You see what happened was-"

"Wait, you weren't up late last night were you? "

"Well I wouldn't say-"

"Yolanda Uriah Edwards! How many times have I told you that..."

Excuse me, mom? Charlie Brown called. He wants his teacher back.

She lectured me the whole ride. Mind you, this bus took an hour and a half to get to our destination.  The award for longest time to tell me absolutely NOTHING goes to my Ms. Edwards. Another day ruined.

As we got out I saw three things. A  restaurant, one hell of a hill or  mountain, or whatever, and crowds everywhere in between. Dez and Jaden apparently only saw the restaurant, though.

"Race you to the door!"

"Wait up no fair," Dez called out.

"You guys,"I called after them, "you... forgot me!" What can I say, I put the ton in glutton.

We Americans must be really rude to Germans, but aside from that, I'm glad they had an American menu. Of course, I wanted to try everything,  but I settled for curry wurst, which is really a long hot dog, all jokes aside.

It's Germany's main dish, how can I not?

Tony got a shorter wurst with some potatoes on the side. Everyone else really just followed him or me.

"THE WENIE," Jaden boomed, "THAT JUST HAPPENED," he slowly picked up the wurst. "TO CHANGE," the wurst seemed to tremble as it proceded to his mouth. "THE WORLD! Chomp."

I'm done. I couldn't help crack up.

After lunch, we started our venture up the mountain. From far away, mountains may look im impenetrable, but the more you step, the closer you are to goal, and there are lots of stuff in between to keep you busy.

As we were lerking through the uphill jungle of trees, Cece's face lit up. She turned to all of us.

"Hey guys, why don't we have a race halfway to the top? I heard there's an icecream store up there. Winner gets paid for by the last one!"

You should now imagine me as I look at Ce as I would look at my mom on American Idol.

"You expect us to run all the w-" I paused. Do it for the cookie dough said a voice. I had no choice.

"Ok fine, but," I turned towards all of them," who ever loses, just know that I like cookie dough flavor." I smirked.

"Dez," Francine coughed.

"Go jump off a waterfall because you obviously need some water," Dez remarked. Jaden snickered.

It just so happed that there was a chaperone with us, and that chaperone was Tony's mom. It also Just happens that Mrs. Jacobs was the coolest.

"On your marks....get set go!"

Yes! Francine was having a feast. Main course; my dust. Dez must've gotten hungry because she soon joined her. Cece wasn't that hungry, but I gave her a snack eventually.

Tony was not too far ahead, but Jaden was an eyesore. He even ran backwards for moment. That bastard, is there anything he's not good at? I hope you fall on your-

My train of thought was interrupted by the crash between my foot and a stone. Where the heck did this come from?! I could only flail hopelessly as the ground got closer.