Naughty Professor (Min Yoongi X Reader)

Chapter 9: Initiative

^^^ My God if Only

My world? Tf you mean?

You stare at the screen with contempt.

"Lemme guess, you're thinking: Oh god it's like one of those fanfics. Me and my ultimate idol are going to be criminal vigilantes. AHaHAHa! 😂"

Huh?

"You know it's rude to stare, I get that I'm just an AI but I have feelings too! #SoftwareMatters!!! 🤧"

You feel yourself withdrawal from the cringe level.

"Oh come on! Isn't that what you quirky teens are all about these days. Activism and the like? I'm trying to speak your language here. 🤓"

"I wish you wouldn't speak a all- Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean that."

Ah dammit not again.

"Note to self: She has a tendency to say what's on her mind without evaluating the consequences. 😮"

You just stare at the screen again.

"Hey! What did I say about that!! Ah well, I guess I better explain myself. My names $8(;5)8 and I'm your personalized AI assistant, you won't be able to go anywhere without me attached to your side. 😋"

"And why's that?"

At that moment you feel the phone that Yoongi gave you buzz.

You see a message: Because I'm Everywhere 😈🤫

You throw the phone across the room like it's on fire.

"Hey that cost more than your net worth! Pick it up! 😡"

You don't pay it any mind as you run out of the room. Pull out the key and head straight for the exit.

Once you're in the elevator tube thing you lean back and let out a breath. The elevator stops, the door slides open.

"The exit is "down" on the elevator on the other side of the building. ☺️"

It's the AI.

"What?"

"I told you I'm everywhere. 😌"

"Stay the hell away from me!" You scream.

"But it's my sworn duty! 😟" It replies.

You hear feet as Jungkook rounds the corner. A dangerous look on his face he grabs you and shoves you behind him. Then he registers the situation. "Uh, (Y/N) who are you screaming at?"

"Me, just me. 🙂" The AI reply's.

"Oh I see." He whips around to you. "Don't scare me like that!"

"You were worried?"

"No! I- im just doing my job." He says suddenly flustered.

"Note: Yoongi's not the only one with a crush on the new member. HeHe 🌚"

"Shut your damn trap! I do not have a c-"

"Crush? My Kookie with a heart of steel has a crush!"
Jimin bounces into view, still half naked and crashes into Jungkook.

"Let go of me you deranged nudist!" He yells in protest. "I don't have a crush!"

"Deranged?" Jimin looks up at him with disbelief. "Kookie you make me sound so lewd!" He says the last bit with intensity. So much so that you're suddenly very uncomfortable.