It took meh an hour to find the next McDonalds.
Once I got there I was suprised attacked by a group of French fries...
I was Terrified
They knocked me out...
When I woke up I heard talking
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Unknown: Why the mcfuck would you bring a mcwhore into my mcfucking restaurant?!?!?!
Me: EXSCUSE MEH BITCH BUT YOU ARE A MCWHORE NOT MEH
Just then the Ronald McDonald walked in...
Mind: Oh shit did I ju-
My thoughts were interrupted by Ronald
Ronald: What did ya call me???
Me: uhhhh LE NUGGET LORD
Ronald: What the mchell do you want from me?!?!?!
Me: I want to become le chicken nugget
*Awkward silence*
*Uncomfortable eye contact*
*French fries glaring*
Ronald: Now why should I turn you into a chicken nugget
Me: Because I am perfect chicken nugget material and I already have shitty McDonalds wifi.
Ronald: Okay
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TO BE CONTINUED
