South Park One Shots Reader x South Park

I just hate him!

I just hate him: Cartman x Reader

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On a beautiful, cold Monday morning, in a little, quiet, mauntain town, a bird flew peaceful through the air. It flapped his wings up and down as the wind guided him to his destiny. With a slow velocity, he looked down upon the little town. Four young, innocent boys were standing next to a sign. They were waiting for the school bus. As the little bird got closer, he could hear the fight two of the boys were having.

"You can't be facking famous, Kyle! You are a Jew and Jews should die or become slaves!"the fattest yelled.

"Shut your facking mouth, Cartman! I can become anything I want! That's what Mr. Hanky told me"Kyle replied angrily. The other two boys stayed out of it.

"Mr. Hanky is wrong!"

"No he is not! And you should respect him, considering you two are practical family! The only difference is that you are a big piece of shit!"

"Stupid, fucking Jew! Imma kick you squared in the NUTS!"Cartman stood in front of Kyle threatening.

"Guys, just stop it now. The bus is here"one of the others said, he was wearing a brown coat and a blue with red head.

"Sure, Stan. Can I sit next to you?"Kyle asked, suddenly calm. Stan nodded and they all got on the bus.

After the boys all found their seats, Kyle crossed his arms and stared ahead of him irritated. "I am getting pretty sick of Cartman and his hate for Jews"

"I know, Kyle. We have to do something about it. You remember when he was hating on Gingers and we made him one?"Stan smirked at his red headed friend.

He nodded. "Yeah sure I remember that, he almost killed all of us. Why do you bring it up?"he looked at his best friend questioning. "You're not gonna make him a...." Kyle looked at the nodding Stan. "No"Kyle shook his head. "No, no, no, no. I am not joining in this one. It's wrong!"

Stan sighed. "Okay fine, I won't do anything"

"Good" the two were quiet until they arrived at school.

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"Shut up Jew!"Cartman leaned over his table to get closer to the boy a few tables further.

"I wasn't talking to you fucked up fatass!"Kyle yelled back. Stan sighed and exchanged a glare with Kenny. They used to stop their friends from fighting, but now they didn't care anymore.

"Shut uuuuuuhuuuup! Jews can't be right!"Cartman screamed.

"Well I am right! If you're fat, your heart gets fatter and you DIE!"Kyle slammed his fist his desk.

"I DO NOT HAVE A BIG HEART!"Cartman stamped on the ground angrily.

The rest of the class was just straight up ignoring the two. "Where is Mr. Garrison?"Clyde asked his friends.

"Outside talking to Mr. Mackey"Token answered.

"Yeah, with the new girl"Craig smiled.

"I hope she is hot"Clyde said again.

On that moment Mr. Garrison opened the door and walked inside.

"No Kyle! Fuck you stupid Je-"Cartman stared at the beautiful, young girl that was following Mr. Garrison. Everything around him faded as he couldn't remove his eyes from the irritated looking girl.

"Class, shut the hell up please"Mr. Garrison called out. The class turned to him and the girl and waited for their teacher to talk. "as you may all have heard, we have a new student" he gestured to the girl next to him. She looked away irritated. "Her name is (Y/N) (L/N), she is from Europe and moved to South Park two days ago. Go sit next to Kyle over there"he pointed at the young red head. (Y/N) walked up to the empty seat and threw her bag on the floor, she sat down and ignored the eyes on her. A hand raised into the air.