Things have been hard lately ever since nearly be raped... again. That last sentence was a but of bullshit for I willingly consented, but whateves.
Okay, now that we have got the introductions of my past out of the way we can begin this story of more trauma.
"Daddy why u go."
"Because sweetie, you're are almost as grammatically incorrect as a tumblr obsessed e-thot."
"Daddy why are you so mean, you are just like Santa."
"I touched you better than that fat stack of beard hair you little ungrateful ungreased hamster!"
I am so sick of having a dad he sucks. We leant last week that he was sick. I didn't think that meant he had ball cancer.
Butt I suppose there is nothing I can do about it now. Lol.
"Sweetheart, will you please stay with me as da da takes his final breaths?"
"You weren't there for my dance recital, go choke on a fat purple horse cock."
Da da groans, "Good, well my favorite child is coming anyways, you little ungrateful girl."
I knew exactly what he was talking about, my stupid brother, Shim, was coming over in his Honda Civic.
Just then, the door opened, creaking quilt.
In walks in my stupid brother, Shim, I makes eye contact with him.
"It's been years since I've seen you, I can still see there is a lot of unresolved sexual tension."
"Funny considering you're the one who birthed me." Shim said non-challenging as he sits down.
"Your father, our dad, is dying!"
"Yeah, maybe in Hell he can learn to bone!"
"Bone me you fat dick!" Screamed dad from his death bed.
Shim, now three months old, stands and walks over the bed and begins his dance.
"DUCK YOU!"
"There are no animals allowed in this foreplay da da, Wattpad has strict anti-beastily rules!"
The heart monitor begins to speed up, I couldn't tell if he was dying or just horny. I hoped it was the first option. But considering the way he fucked me last night that resulted in the birthing of Shim, I knew it was the second option.
This is like a test you always get wrong.
"Because it is wrong!" Screamed Shim while he twerked on Dad's knees.
"Now you can read my fucking thoughts?! I did not put that part in quotations!"
"Da da likey!"
Beep. Boop. Boop. Line noise.
"He's dead!"
"I don't care!" Shim screamed while reaching for Daddy's zipper.
My lasers un my eyes start to warm up, bam bam, BOOM!
Shim is now alive and on my back. We're flying through the sky! To see.... ?!?!?!??!?#??!?!
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Blissful Winter
RomanceShe was naive, he was mature. He was the man of her dreams, he held a secret no one knew. He was good until he wasn't. She liked him but he wanted her to work for his love during the winter. It was cold but he warmed her heart.
