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(Y/n) added everyone

Me: Hey, guess what.

Tony: What? You finally found a boyfriend?

Steve: Tony. Just-- just don't.

Quill: Can you just tell us?

Me: Right. So, you Guardians don't know this guy, by the way.

Me: but, GUYS, WADE IS BACK!!!

Wade has joined the chatroom

Wade: HE-

Tony blocked Wade

Marizza: What the duck, Tony?!?!?

Clint: Duck???

Marizza: Shut your bird mouth.

Tony: What? Peter is here and I don't want that burned-face-ugly-man-that-have-a-cancer-but-it's-hidden.

(Y/n) added Wade

Wade: What the duck did you just say, Stark????? I respected you. How dare you do this to me????

Tony: Everyone respect me, what the hell?

Clint: Why do you keep saying DUCK???

Wade: Why do you keep TALKING???

Me: Pfft 😂 lol.

Clint: You all are so mean :(

Quill: Hi, I'm Peter Quill. Aka Star-Lord.

Wade: Hi! WHY DIDN'T ANY ONE OF YOU TOLD ME THAT THE GUARDIANS ARE HERE??

Bucky: Why do we bother to tell you?

Wade: R U D E.

Marizza: Jesus Christ.

Steve: Exactly. We need Jesus. You all don't pray anymore. And you all need holy water. Go to church.

Natasha: OH for fuck sake, Steve.

Steve: GASP. YOU SAID A BAD WORD. IM GONNA GET YOU THEN POUR A HOLY WATER ON YOU, YOUNG LADY.

Natasha: Ah. I'm scared. So scared, I think I'm gonna shit on my pants.

Steve: –_–

Rocket: Burned face? What do you look like, dude?

Wade: Okay. So, this was me before.

Wade sent a picture

Wade sent a picture

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Me: Hot damn.

Wade: I know right.

Wade: And, now. I look like this.

Wade sent a pictures

Wade sent a pictures

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Rocket: What the fUCk?

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Rocket: What the fUCk?

Groot: I Am Groot.

Rocket: I know.

Me: Groot, don't be mean.

Groot: I Am Groot.

Me: It's okay 😊

Wade: What did he said?

Me: Groot said you look ugly. And then he said he's sorry.

Wade: I want to feel offended for what he said but he's so cute and adorable, I can't get mad at that thing 😍😍😍😘

Drax: Whoa, you're really are ugly.

Wade: Thanks.

Gamora: What happened to you?

Wade: There's this asshole named Francis. He made this. I don't want to talk about it.

Marizza: That's okay, Wade. We still love you ❤❤❤❤

Sam: No we don't.

Tony: Yeah. WE DONT.

Parker: Mr. Stark. Please don't be like that.

Wade: PETEY!! SPIDEYPOOL. SPIDEYPOOL.

Me: Hey, we should hangout sometimes.

Wade: Hell yeah.

Marizza: cough

Me: With Marizza too, of course.

Marizza: Thanks.

Wanda: Okay. Be careful, besties. Ta-ta

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