Another One Like From The Last One, Yes, It's All About Peter Parker (by Panic! At The Disco)
Peter, on the phone: Dad, I forgot my homework. Can you drop it off in the seminar hall. It's empty, don't worry.
Stephen: Okay.
Stephen, walking out of a portal into a hall, filled with students.
Peter: EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM OWES ME TEN DOLLARS. I TOLD YOU, MY DAD IS A WIZA-
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Me: Hey, how much money do you have?
Peter: Uh, like 69 cents.
Me: Oh you know what that means.
*Marizza in the background*: Ah shit, here we go again.
Peter, sobbing: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
Tony, watching his son Peter, and
(Y/n):
Tony: I'm a billionaire. Do you need some help or...
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Tony: Can you babysit Peter?
Bucky: Sure.
Peter: I'm 17 and an Avenger! I don't need babysitter.
Tony: He'll let you stick fridge magnets on his metal arm.
Bucky: whAT? T-
Peter: You're the best babysitter ever!
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Kidnapper: We have your son.
Tony: I don't have a son ??
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut off the crust off of his sandwiches?
Tony: Oh mY ghOD, you have Peter.
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A Spider Has No Bones
Peter: I am a human slime.
Steve: What does that even m-
Peter, folding himself in half backwards: *HISS*
Steve: EXORCIZAMUS TE OMNIS IMMUNDUS SPIRITUS-
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Peter: *Is hugging Loki tightly as he cries*
Loki: W-what?? Is wrong with the child?
Me: He read a fan fiction where you killed yourself.
Loki:.....
Peter:........
Loki: *wraps his arms around Peter softly*
Me: *took a picture secretly*
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Peter: *burst in the lab, suit in hand*
Bruce: What's wrong?
Peter: I need your help!
Bruce: Uh kid, you know the Hulk hasn't really been-
Peter: *tosses suit* My science project is due tomorrow and I've been patrolling all night. Will you help me? Please?
Bruce: *voice cracking* sure.
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FanfictionHey, what's up you guys. It's the auTHOR here. Hahaha lol. I've been reading this kind of stuff for a while now and I want to make one. Because it looks fun and mine is probably lame. I'm gonna do my best. And, I'm gonna be part of this. I'm sorry...
