Masturbating//Peter Parker x Reader

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Tony has started the chatroom

Tony added Natasha, Steve, Bucky, Clint,
(Y/n), Peter and Marizza

Tony changed their names to

(Peter- Son Of Mine
Natasha- Red Head
Steve- Mr. America
Clint- Arrow
(Y/n)- Burrito
Bucky- ARM ARM ARM
Marizza- Potato)

Tony changed his name to Handsome

Potato- WASSUP, FUCKERS?

Burrito- Don't you dare, Rogers.

Mr. America: I'm trying not to say it.

ARM ARM ARM- I don't like my nickname :(

Handsome- Don't worry, your nickname doesn't like you either.

Arrow: OHHHHHHH

Son Of Mine- I'm your son, Mr. Stark? 😳

Handsome: Of course, son.

Burrito: Why did you invite us here?

Handsome: No reason.

Handsome: Actually, there is. How are you and your boyfriend?

Burrito: He has a name ??? It's Peter.

Handsome: I know that. I'm not dumb like you all here, except you, Peter.

Son Of Mine: Thank you, Mr. Stark :')

Burrito: Um, we're fine. We're just hanging out here in his apartment while May's in her work.

Red Head: "Hanging out"?

Handsome: 😏

Son Of Mine: Yes. What?- no, not like that, Mr. Stark, Ms. Romanoff.

Potato: 😏 what are you two doing? Right now.

Burrito: He's having a break from homework.

ARM ARM ARM: And what about you?

Burrito: Masturbating.

Arrow: I heard someone choked. Who was that?

Red Head: It was Steve. He choked on his water when he read (Y/n)'s reply.

Handsome: I don't have to know that, kid.

Potato: Wow. What?

Son Of Mine: Wait what?

Son Of Mine: Oh, she's lying.

Burrito: No I'm not.

Son Of Mine: Yes you are. You're just rubbing your eyes.

Burrito: iT'S CALLED 'EYES MASTURBATING'!

Red Head: And Clint's the one who choked now. BRB, I think he needs my help.

ARM ARM ARM: What did he choked on?

Red Head: Banana.

Handsome: wHAT?

Potato: I just chocked on my food.

Mr. America: What were you eating?

Potato: Sausage.

Burrito: ....

Son Of Mine: Why's everyone choking?

ARM ARM ARM: They have a problem.

Handsome: I don't like this conversation anymore.

Mr. America: Me too. Let's log out.

Potato: Good idea.

Everyone has logged off

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