T/N: Play the music above for a much more amusing reading approach.
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Due to the unfortunate state of affairs, I was yet again revived by the massive state of an anxiety attack.
Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life anymore... things just happen, you know, and I'm like,'Oh, is this what we're doing now? OKAY.'
That could only be some kind of diabolical-like joke or condemning punishment. Okay, fine! They had already convinced me that it's certainly two thousand and eighteen... Holy Mother of Crap! I've lost my entire teenage years and partly matured chapter of my life. Why does it have to be me? I have never been such a meanie bean, and I always paid respect to my parents. What did I do to deserve such wicked punishment?
Say life's a bitch, but mine's a movie – a schizophrenic, cliff-hanging and mentally maladjusted movie.
Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb", I need a sign that says "Already Disturbed: Mentally Unstable and Not Fully Medicated. Proceed With Caution."
I was in mixed lymphatic cold feet and extreme lunacy as I was by now face to face in this illogical actuality while my parents and... Lisa, talked to Dr. Lee, trying to apprehend what the fuck had really happened to me. Did I really marry this dumbass? But how did that even happen? We could never stomach each other.
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My DUMB Wife - JenLisa
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