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Finally!!!! I am now in Arkansas so shout out to all my Arkansas readers (if I have any >~<) random things about Arkansas(please correct me if I'm wrong)

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

"Ey Jimmie!! I found a gator,gonna put it in the tub!!"

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It is unlawful to walk ones cow down Main Street after 1:00 pm on Sunday.

"Moooooom!!!!I wanna walk the cow!!!"

"Timmy,no!  Its Sunday!"

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Dogs may not bark after 6:00 pm

"John, did you put the muzzle on the dog?"

*woof*

"FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!"

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Sorry for offending the eyes with my awful jokes. Leave a like, share, tell the world!!!!!

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