Shout out to Illinois readers!!! Jokes and facts up next!!
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Once may not pee in a neighbors mouth.
"Hey Jim--*gurgle*"
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It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffes neck.
"Harold, Im taking the giraffe out."
"You better not go fishin again!!!"
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It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
-_- I have no joke for this, cause it already is one! Get it? Cause its a--you know what,nevermind ...
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