Missouri

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by Homestuck_Trash_

by Homestuck_Trash_

I'm in Missouri, so shoutout to all my Missouri readers. More jokes and facts!

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Single men between the ages twenty one and fifty have to pay an annual fee of one dollar.

"Gosh dang it, your still single Henry? "

"Mom shut up. "

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Frightening a baby is against the law.

*walks in*

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! !!!"

"Sorry Frank, too many times this month, your coming with me "

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In Purdy ,dancing is strictly prohibited.

*makes it into college*

"Yeah ,I knew it"*does little dance*

*mom walks in*-gasp-"how dare you!"

Bye my little misfits! !!!!!