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omg my mom just said the funniest thing. she bought a case of mini muffins and they had the little paper liners on them,so we got in the car and my mom is driving,asking my dad to get her a muffin (note:my mom has been eating healthy for over a month and gets to cheat every weekend,so she bought muffins)he handed it to her with the liner and she said "no,you need to take off the paper thingy. it gets in my way of eating it in one piece." *cue awkward silence*"and when I get home,I'm gonna change into some fat clothes (my mom weighs only 30 more pounds than me...) and be lazy."

I laughed so much that my tea almost came out of my nose. no lie.

-----later that day-----

Ok,my dad tries different drinks and he was talking about some of the bad ones he had,and it came to this "I can't do that gluten free crap. I don't know what that shit is made out of,fairy dust and farts?" oh,my,god. I almost choked on a piece of popcorn laughing. lol.

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creepypastalover07:-a deep voice calls-YOU DON'T TRUST WHO!?

me:well shit it's my bro cupcake

rake:*laughing on the floor*CUPCAAAAAAKE!!!HAHAHA!!

(he looks exactly like Zalgo)

cupcake:hey sis-ruffles my hair and hugs me-

me:nuuuu I hate hugs let me go

cupcake:nope

me:-elbows his stomach-cupcake drop me or so help me

cupcake:(baby voice)or what you'll beat the crap outta me (normal voice) hahaha

me:-takes his arm and trusts it pinning him to the ground and sits on his back(deep voice) anymore funny things you want to say

cupcake:-in pain-n-no OMZ IT HURTS SO MUCH!!

me:...(normal voice) Sorry you had to see that

BEN: O.e wha?! Alice, why can't you be like that!!

Alice:*her body sets on fire*(demon voice) YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME MAD!!!

BEN:O.O I forgot shes slenders niece...

Hope_4_every_one:XD

slender:*facepalm*

DemonKitty21: im so lost right now...O.o

Ej:well, creepypastalover07 defeated Zalgo,Toby is going to jail,and know we need a new ruler or else all our victims will come back to life and we will become human again.

themusicmaster8829:I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK WHY!!!! *eyes turn red*

rake:well shit...