Return of Boros (Currently being Rewritten)

Boros's Refuge

Boros didn't know what was going on. He thought that he was going to die, but now he was in the residence of a native. While he wasn't in any danger whatsoever, he didn't exactly know how to deal with this. If he attacked this human, then he might attract attention to himself. And right now, he could feel that he wasn't exactly in the best of conditions right now.

"Human. Where am I?"

The girl didn't exactly know why this monster was just talking to her instead of just killing her, but maybe she would be able to get out of this alive if she said the right things.

"Um...You're in my house." she said, only a slight tinge of fear evident in her voice.

Boros could tell that she was terrified, however. She was trying to hide the fear, but she couldn't stop the shaking of her body.

Boros got up and looked at the rag that was in her hand. Immediately, he got suspicious. The reward for taking down a threat his level must be enormous, wasn't it? Was this human attempting to use some sort of gas to put him out, or even try to kill him? It seemed very unlikely that anything on the planet could possibly kill him, aside from Saitama. But even still, he didn't want to take any chances.

"What is this?" He asked the human, pointing at the still dripping rag.

She blinked a couple of times before looking down at it nervously.

"Well, um...This is a cold rag that I was going to put on your forehead..."

A cold rag? What was that supposed to do? Perhaps the liquid used to cool the rag was toxic or acidic? No, it couldn't be acidic, the girl was holding it with her bare hands. Then maybe it was toxic, then? That couldn't be it, either. If it was toxic, this human wouldn't be so stupid to hold it with no protection. Perhaps there was an explosive hidden inside of the rag, or maybe it was meant to give off a soothing odor in order to put him to sleep so that she could assassinate him? That second hypothesis isn't that possible, due to the fact that she could have easily tried to do it while he was out. She may have tried to do so, but failed, and was trying to keep him asleep so she could find a way to put him down for good. Maybe that could lead to the bomb in the rag? But that wouldn't work on him, he managed to regenerate after a Serious Punch and being flung around the world possibly dozens of times in nearly a second.

As Boros pondered all of this, the girl looked at him, confused as to why he looked so deep in thought after telling him that it was a rag.

'Hasn't this guy heard of a rag, before? You'd think monsters would at least have that kind of knowledge.'

"So, um...I see you're better now. You can, uh...leave now?"

Boros snapped out of his thinking, to look at the girl. She wasn't trying to make him lay down so she could put the bomb rag on him? Confused, he grabbed the rag and started feeling it over, trying to locate where the bomb could be in it.

This greatly confused the girl, as it would confuse anyone to see a one-eyed blue man with purple hair fondling a towel like it held the secrets of the universe.

"What...What the fuck are you doing?"

The alien didn't look up from what he was doing, answering her question simply.

"Looking for the bomb."

This only confused the girl more. Bomb? What bomb? Why the fuck is this guy looking for a bomb in a towel?

"Look, there is no bomb, I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore, all I know is that you sorta need to get out and live your life. I helped you out, I've done my part, maybe you'll be one of the few that I've helped that have changed their ways and become good or something, just get out."