Return of Boros (Currently being Rewritten)

Testing his Power

Boros knew that the human was trying to make sure he was comfortable, even if it was so he wouldn't kill everyone, but still, he was rather confused about something.

"Why do you humans sleep on a mat placed on the ground? Isn't that uncomfortable to a certain point?"

Kino looked up from her laptop and looked at her mat that served as her bed. There was nothing wrong with it, was there? Sure, some people used bed frames with mattresses on them, but she didn't wanna spend the money for all of that. This was more than enough. However, with Boros around...

"Not all of us, but this is all I need. But uh...you might need to sleep on the couch? Cause that beds mine, and it's too small for you."

Looking at the bed, he could tell that she spoke the truth. His legs would be coming off the mat, and it didn't look entirely comfortable. However, the sofa was slightly larger. Still not nearly big enough for him, but it was better than the bed or floor.

Going over to it, he tested it out by laying on it. It wasn't exactly comfortable, but a few pillows would change that for him. It wouldn't change the fact that his legs hung over the side of the sofa, though.

He sighed in frustration. Why was everything on this planet so annoyingly small? The houses, the furniture, and the food as well. Even the human he was now living with was small among this small world! He couldn't train, he couldn't walk outside without risking endangering himself, and he most certainly wouldn't be able to fit into a disguise with his height.

He had to entertain himself with something. Looking around the room, he noticed that the only thing that he could use at the moment was a TV. The computer was currently being used by Kino, and he didn't want to risk angering her. That might cause her to stop bring such delicacies home. Maybe there might be something interesting that this planet had to offer on their televisions?

Grabbing what seemed like the remote, he started to press buttons, unaware of what each one did. After a little bit, he pressed the power button and watched as the TV sprung to life. It began to display the News to him, which showed the aftermath of the Attack of City A. The city...looked almost completely rebuilt into a massive structure that was the Hero Association HQ. That couldn't have been right. His ship destroyed nearly all of it, they couldn't have rebuilt it so fast. Wait a minute...

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING SHIP?!"

His yelling made Kino jump and look at him quickly, scared for a bit. Meanwhile, Boros was trying to find out how his ship was missing and where it had gone. It had just crashed onto that city a couple of hours ago, and it was gone already? He was only out for...a couple of hours? Turning to the startled human on the floor, he asked a very serious question.

"Human. How long was I out for?"

"Oh, um...I don't usually keep track of the days...Maybe 2 or 3 weeks? Honestly, I don't know how you survived that long."

Oh. That long. That would explain why his ship was gone, then. And why he was so hungry as well. But that would mean that the humans were now in possession of his ship. Which also meant that he was now trapped her. Permanently.

"God...dammit."

This planet was constantly flipping him off. It was almost like it was revenge for nearly blowing it up. With Saitama on this world, there would be no way for him to take it over. He wouldn't even be able to wreak havoc without him possibly showing up. But maybe there was a way to get stronger and beat him? There were monsters on this planet that Kino spoke of. Perhaps he could use them as training dummies? It was worth a shot.

Maybe if he stuck to the rooftops, he'd be able to find monsters and test out their strengths? Getting up, he started to take off his clothing so it wouldn't get damaged if he did get into a fight. This, however, didn't sit too well with Kino.