Deltarune: A Tale Long Forgotten

Chapter 3 - Oh. My. God

"Now did THAT tickle your funny bone?" Sans said in a deep serious voice.

The crowd was shocked, no one ever knew that sans was capable of that. Even Fanellape was shocked. She was expecting a bone to pop out of the ground and send Dogrick flying but. Telekinesis? Or was it The force? Man, that skeleton was just full of surprises.

Seeing that Dogrick was defeated, The crowd shrunk. That's when the trio approached the skeleton .

"Sup." He greeted with his bony hands slipped inside the pockets of his gray jacket.

The three stared at Sans for a moment.

"What did you do this time?" Fanellape asked while chuckling.

Sans shrugged before answering. "Let's just say that I unleashed his 'bark' side." Sans winked causing the Fanellape and Siren to groan in annoyance, Nedimare just chuckled.

"Don't you ever get worried?" Nedimare asked out of the blue.

"What do you mean?" Sans questioned.

"I mean you only have 1 HP right?"

"Yup."

"You should really be more careful I mean, just one punch could damage your health badly."

"Aww, Am I that deer to you?~" sans cooed, Nedimare laughed nervously at his pun. Sans felt proud of himself for that.

"He's kinda right though, I know you're smart and all, but you really need to be more careful." Fanellape scolded, sans just lazily smiled at her. "Alright, MOM."

"I disowned you like 5 seconds ago for that pun." She said in a deeper voice to make her sound like an 'Adult' with her left hand on her hip and the right was pointed at Sans.

"Anyway." She crossed her arms
And gave sans a small glare. "What was that thing you used on Dogrick. You never told me you could do that."

Sans closed his eyis, before opening the right eye which was now glowing in a blue hue, He motioned his index finger at Siren who's soul turned turned blue in a blink, Siren flailed his arms around as he was lifted up into the air.

"A-ah! What the hell!?" He panicked. Fanellape couldn't help but snicker at how pathetic Siren looked right now. Nedimare stared at The blue hue that surrounded Siren in awe.

"Wow." Said Nedimare.

"That my friends , is my blue magic." Sans began to spin his fingers around, Siren also began to do the same. "Once the soul turns blue, it can't run, it can't walk, it can't escape, all it can do is jump."

Sans' grin widened as his finger began to point up and down repeatedly causing Siren to fly up and down, luckily he didn't hit the ceiling and the floor. But he was beginning to feel dizzy. He was so gonna kill Sans after this. He covered his mouth with both of of his hands as his cheeks were puffed, He felt like he was gonna throw up soon.

"I can also move the target as I please." His grin widened as Siren's expression looked like he just a lost in a martial arts competition to a 4 year old.

"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN I'LL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND DUST YOU IN YOUR SLEEP YOU ASS--"

"Wow, you seem to be Hopping mad right now."