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Group : "swaggin' with the swagmaster of doncaster."

shortie: ello lads and lasses

Payneinthearse: cheerio mate?

shortie: no thank you, you're in like planet neptune.

shortie: why are you not in london??????

shortie: we could've hung out, like we always did.

henrystiles: i'm in London!

nile: so am I!

shortie: well payno isn't, so..

Payneinthearse: if we all do hangout, won't the media freak?

shortie: honestly, i think it's time we did freak them out.

nile: exactly.

henrystiles: but liam isn't here sooooo

uglyhair: neither am I

shortie: you talk too much.

shortie added perrieedwards to the conversation.

Payneinthearse: Perrie?

perrieedwards: hii

henrystiles: what are you doing here?

perrieedwards: I needed to talk to most of ya'll

nile: but first,

nile has changed perrieedwards to perriemalik

perriemalik: the fuck niall!?

perriemalik has changed nile to nilesteinfeld

nilesteinfeld: are you fucking kidding me?

nilesteinfeld has changed perriemalik to perriemakeshorriblefood

perriemakeshorriblefood: OI YOU DON'T DRAG MY FOOD INTO THIS.

perriemakeshorriblefood has changed nilesteinfeld to ihateeatingfood

ihateeatingfood: I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH.

perriemakeshorriblefood: YOU STARTED THIS.

ihateeatingfood: FUCK YOU PERRIE.

perriemakeshorriblefood: I'M SORRY I DON'T REALLY WANT TO SEE YOUR NON-EXISTENT DICK.

ihateeatingfood: YOU ARE JUST SO FUCKING ANNOYING. FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKER.

shortie has muted perriemakeshorriblefood and ihateeatingfood from the conversation.

shortie: now i'm going to take the longest nap and when I come back, you two better shut the fuck up and be prepared for the main reason I added Perrie.

Payneinthearse: what just happened?

henrystiles: good question, mate.

seen by uglyhair, Payneinthearse, shortie, perriemakeshorriblefood and ihateeatingfood