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Group: "'swaggin' with the swagmaster of doncaster"

shortie: you guys are boring

shortie: we don't do anything fun anymore.

Payneinthearse: maybe cause we all have work to do ??

Payneinthearse: aren't you supposed to be working on your album or something? when is it coming out, anyways?

shortie: soon...

Payneinthearse: of course.

mr.howalk:  gUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT

shortie: WHAT

mr.howalk: I'M GOING ON A WORLD TOUR

henrystiles: wHAT? ME TOO!

mr.howalk: wHAT BITCH WE GOTTA MEET UP, UNLIKE THOSE OTHER THREE UNCULTURED SWINES.

henrystiles: i say prEACH TO THAT, MR HOWALK.

mr.howalk: not funny, henry.

henrystiles: :p

mr.howalk: :pp

shortie: hey guys, is it fine if I add eleanor to the chat? she misses you guys.

mr.howalk: sure, i miss her toooooooo

shortie has added eleanorcalder

shortie has changed eleanorcalder to magicalgoldfish

mr.howalk: magical goldfish?

magicalgoldfish: he's missing you guys, so he's losing his mind.

uglyhair: *snort* isn't he always?

magicalgoldfish: oh. zayn.

uglyhair: missed you, goldfish. 

magicalgoldfish: you too, ugly.

magicalgoldfish: but i still hate you for hurting louis AND perrie.

magicalgoldfish: but i still love and miss you, like the other lads, know what i mean?

shortie: I do, yeah. 

shortie: except for the loving zayn part.

Payneinthearse: L="and i was shouting 'zayn!' 'zayn!' but he didn't come."

henrystiles: Z= "apparently, i was just chilling somewhere."

mr.howalk: Z= "but i'd always save you Louis."

uglyhair: stop.

magicalgoldfish: Z= "I love my life."

                                 L= "and i love you."

                                 Z= "i love you too."

shortie: stop.

mr.howalk: "and neither one, one of us wants to say we're sorry."

uglyhair: stop.

Payneinthearse: "won't you stay till the am?"

shortie: don't make me come there.

magicalgoldfish: you two had an amazing friendship and throwing it down the drain was something i hate you both for.

magicalgoldfish: if you fucktards don't make up right this instance, i will bring a machine gun and i will blow out your brains.

magicalgoldfish: and if you don't change my username, i'm gonna push someone off the balcony.

shortie changed magicgoldfish to ellysmelly

shortie: malik, for the sake of eleanor, i'm sorry. (even though i did nothing)

uglyhair: yeah yeah sure ya didn't. i'm sorry too.

shortie: not friends? :)

uglyhair: not friends :)

Payneinthearse: that's not how it works-

shortie: zayn, i have to proclaim my love for you.

uglyhair: me too, i'm in love with you and all yo little things.

shortie: zayn, you're irresistable.

uglyhair: louis, you light up my world like nobody else.

shortie: zayn, i've been dreaming about you a lot.

Payneinthearse: they're messing with us-

uglyhair: louis, i wanna be yours, don't you wanna be mine?

shortie: zayn, let's get married, right now.

ellysmelly: i'm gonna beat the living crap out of the both of yo-

uglyhair: let's do it, louis. i love you, so fucking much it hurts.

henrystiles: i will hurt yo-

shortie: me too, zayn. me too.

mr.howalk: i swear if they don't shut up, i'll-

uglyhair: you tell el, i'll  go tell gigi.

shortie: alright, meet you at the church.

Payneinthearse: are they actually meeting up or are they just-

uglyhair: are we calling the lads?

shortie: na, they're fucktards. they'll just be jealous of us.

mr.howalk: these motherfuc- 

shortie: byeee

uglyhair: byeee

Seen by Payneinthearse, shortie, mr.howalk, ellysmelly and henrystiles.