[context: my maths teacher never lets these two sit next to each other.]
teacher: *sighs* Am I going to regret this?
teacher: Noel, come sit next to Liam.
Noel: *shoots up out of his seat, runs across the classroom* Yes! *hugs Liam and kisses him on the head*
teacher: *stares at me like I'm the camera and she's on the Office*

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