(first period)
Phil: *drags a pen against the desk, making it squeak*
Sullivan: Do that again and I'll kill your mum.
Phil: *does it again a few minutes later*
Sullivan: you're going to go home to no mum!
(last period)
Phil: *squeaks pen*
Sullivan: *death glare from across the room*

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