mums vs murder

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(first period)

Phil: *drags a pen against the desk, making it squeak*

Sullivan: Do that again and I'll kill your mum.

Phil: *does it again a few minutes later*

Sullivan: you're going to go home to no mum!

(last period)

Phil: *squeaks pen*

Sullivan: *death glare from across the room*

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