PettyPumpkin : *talking about the child swing they're sat on and how it's safe for any child to sit in* see, she fits! The child fits!
WerewolfInALambsCoat: the child is also fifteen!
WerewolfInALambsCoat : sixteen!
PettyPumpkin : shut up
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WerewolfInALambsCoat : I'm actually stuck.

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