Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a young boy named Gazzy. His parents both died when he was very young. Gazzy lived with his evil stepmother and his 2 ugly stepbrothers named Ohtrapstar and Ominous. Gazzy used to wear fancy clothes when his parents were alive, but then became a scullary butler wearing old worned out clothing and lives in a crummy attic. Every single day, Gazzy cleans and cooks for his stepmother and stepbrothers. Sometimes they call him Cinderpump because of the cinders and ashes in the fireplace. Cinderpump also takes care of his mice so they won't get trapped and killed. One day, a royal letter arrived in the mail. "M'lady," said the delivery person to the stepmother. "Ay-yi-yi! Gracías mail carrier," she said. As the stepmother read the letter, it says, "Here ye! Here ye! You are cordially invited to the grand gala at the palace tonight at 8 pm. Lots of food, dancing, and festivities for all our guests to come. Be sure to dress fancy! Signed, the King!" "Oh my god," said the stepmother. "I've got to tell my little boys about this." The stepmother calls Ohtrapstar and Ominous. "Mama, what is it?" asked Ohtrapstar. "The King is inviting us to his royal gala tonight at 8," the stepmother answered. "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to come," said Ominous. "To bad our stepbro Cinderpump couldn't go because he got some cleanin' to do," said Ohtrapstar. Ohtrapstar and Ominous both laugh while Cinderpump, who was vacuuming the floor, felt very sad. He wouldn't go because he had some cleaning and cooking to do. Later, upstairs in the attic, Cinderpump lies in bed thinking about the gala and dancing with the princess. "What am I sayin?" he thought. "I know imma good boy, but I don't wanna end up like I'm the poor kid. I wish to be fancy, sexy, and be a bad b***h I can be." "Squeak squeak! (Don't worry about it!)" said one mouse. "Squeak squeak squeak! (Everyone knows your handsome just the way you are.)" said the other mouse. Cinderpump got a brilliant idea. He and his mice sneak in to his stepbrothers' bedroom and found a trunk of fancy clothes, shoes, and accessories. "These will look hella perfect for the gala," said Cinderpump. He then decided to wear a fancy white ruffle shirt, a red jacket, black pants, a pair of brown dress shoes, and a black bow tie. Later, the stepmother and stepbrothers got ready. But when they saw Cinderpump, they were shocked! "Guys, I'm ready too," said Cinderpump. "Mama, I don't want him to go to the gala," said Ohtrapstar. "It's ok boys," said the stepmother. I think it looks classy on him. Though I can identify, this black bow tie. Makes it just the right touch. Don't you think so Ominous?" asked the stepmother. "Hell naw! I wouldn't agree on his lo-" paused Ominous. "What the f**k? That's my bow tie! Give it back!" Ominous rips his bow tie off of Cinderpump's neck. "And look! That's my pants! Those belong to me," said Ohtrapstar. The stepbrothers rip up almost the entire outfit that Cinderpump was wearing. Though the stepmother told them to stop. "Boys boys!" she said. "That's enough now! Come along!" The stepbrothers exit while the stepmother told Cinderpump good night as she exits the mansion. Cinderpump went out to the garden and cried on his garden stool. Then, a boy carrying a magical wand appears. "Yeah yeah! I know you's cryin', but don't worry! I'm here to help," he said. "Who is you?" asked Cinderpump. "I am yo fairy godbrother, Smokepurpp," the boy answered. "Now I couldn't help but notice, you want to go to that gala that's hosted by the King." "Well yes! And I wanted to dance with the princess," said Cinderpump. "Hmmm! Well, fo starters, lemme do something that'll help you get to the gala. First, imma need a pumpkin," said Fairy Smokepurpp. Cinderpump then found a huge pumpkin from the garden. He then carries it with his arms. "Wow! This s**t way a ton," Cinderpump added. Cinderpump then sets the pumpkin next to Fairy Smokepurpp. "What you gon' do wit it? Turn it into a horse drawn carriage?" he asked. "Even better," answered Fairy Smokepurpp. Fairy Smokepurpp waves his wand and turns a pumpkin into a huge shiny white limo. "What?" Cinderpump said surprisingly. "Yup! Now we need a driver and a footman," said Fairy Smokepurpp. "How about these little mice?" "Squeak? Squeak? (Who? Us?)," asked the mice? "Yeah you!" said Fairy Smokepurpp. "Now hold still!" Fairy Smokepurpp then waves his wand again at the mice. And then, one mouse turned into a limo driver, and the other mouse turned into a footman. "Oh my god!" said Cinderpump. "Yo wand does the best thing bruh." "Oh it's nuthin! Now I gotta-," paused Fairy Smokepurpp. "Oh my lord! What happened to yo clothes? Hell naw! We got some fixin' to do. You don't wanna go to the in that." "Is there anything you could do?" asked Cinderpump. "Well, I got you! I know what I'm gon do," said Fairy Smokepurpp. He then waves his wand one more time and gives Cinderpump a white jacket with embellished jewels and rhinestones, white knee length pants, a few diamond link chains for his neck, shiny rings for his fingers, a gold rolex watch on his wrist, silver nail polish on his nails, a pair of 24k diamond grillz on his teeth, a pair of gold and blue sunglasses, a princely crown, and a pair of glass NIKE shoes. "Wow! I look so rich," said Cinderpump happily. "Yeah! I appreciate it," said Fairy Smokepurpp. "But on one condition, but make sure you be back by midnight or everything will disappear AF." "Really?" asked Cinderpump. "Is you serious?" "Yup! I'm dead serious!" said Fairy Smokepurpp. "But hurry! Don't be late! Good luck!" Cinderpump gets on the limo and waves Fairy Smokepurpp goodbye. Then, the limo heads off from Cinderpump's mansion to the King's royal gala. When they got there, Cinderpump entered the gala but it was guarded by Desto Dubb, who is a bouncer at the gala. "You a guest at the gala?" he asked. "Yeah I am," Cinderpump answered. "I'm related to my stepmother and stepbrothers." "Oh! Ok! Come on in," said Desto Dubb. When Cinderpump entered the gala, there were a bunch of guests dressed in fancy clothing, a food buffet, a dance floor, Cinderpump's stepmother and stepbrothers, and especially the King and his daughter, the princess. As Cinderpump got himself chicken wings, a glass of soda, and a piece of chocolate cake, he saw the princess walking up to him. "You don't mind if you sit with me. Don't you?" asked the princess. "No! I don't mind," said Cinderpump. When Cinderpump just finished eating, he and the princess decided to dance together. They whipped and nae nae'd, they flossed and hyped, they twerked and dropped, and they had one last dance to capture every moment. "Oh! I am having a great time at the gala. Don't you think?" asked the princess. "Yeah," said Cinderpump. Then, the clock struck 12. "Aw s**t! I gotta get goin'," Cinderpump said panicking. "Wait! I don't know your name," yelled the princess. Cinderpump then headed off to the limo, but one of his glass NIKE's fell off on his foot in the staircase. When the limo arrived home fast, everything turned back to the way it was before the gala. Luckily, Cinderpump still has the other glass NIKE shoe on. The next morning, the King and the princess walked down to every man on who was wearing the glass NIKE shoe. Lots of men did not fit in with the shoe since they have different foot sizes. When the King and the princess entered the mansion, the stepmother opens the door. "Yes? What can I do for you?" she asked. "I am the king! One of the guests left his glass NIKE shoe on the staircase and my daughter found it. We're trying to find out which guest fits the shoe and is the one who danced with the princess," said the King. "Ah sí! Come on in," said the stepmother. When Ohtrapstar and Lil Ominous came down, they took turns to wear the shoe. The first was Ohtrapstar. "Hmmm... I don't know," said the princess. "Your foot is too small!" "Damn," said Ohtrapstar. It was then Ominous' turn. "Your foot is too big. Can't help you with that," the princess said. "Well f**k this," said Lil Ominous. "Now how am I gonna find a man that could the shoe?" asked the princess. "Perhaps I can help," said a voice. It was Cinderpump! He went downstairs and the stepbrothers were shocked. "How the hell did you get down here? I thought you got locked up," said the stepmother. "My mice unlocked the door for me," Cinderpump answered. "Now my princess, I wanna try on the shoe." "Ok! Just sit down," said the princess. "Here it goes!" Cinderpump sits down and the princess puts the glass NIKE shoe on him. "It fits!" said the princess. "You're the one I've been looking for! What's your name?" "Cinderpump," answered Cinderpump. "What a nice name," said the princess. "My real name is Gazzy, but I just like to be called Cinderpump," said Cinderpump. He and the princess smiled at each other, while the king was very pleased and the stepbrothers fainted. Then, Cinderpump married the princess and lived happily ever after.
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