nct in the house || nct

01

yuta:
ok which one of you hoes stuck a fork in the fucking toaster. i am trying to make toast not death.

jaehyun:
wasnt me and were not rats you bitch

jaemin:
well it was fukin one of yas

renjun:
watch your profanity im 12

yuta:
whO STUCK THE FUCKING FORK IN THE TOASTER

jeno:
WHO would do that lmaaooooo

yuta:
Thats what im trying to find out dickhead

jaehyun:
No need for name calling utah

yuta:
shut up jeffery

renjun:
jeffery?¿?

yuta:
dude just tell me who put a fork in the goddamn toaster

yuta:
Check on the cameras you dumbass
*r slur was used, i apologise if anybody got offended*

renjun:
We have cameras..?

jaehyun:
Fick fack oh fuck that

renjun:
KEEP IT PG

jeno:
Keep it christian 😔🤘

yuta:
WHO STUCK THE FUCKING FORK IN THE TOASTER

yuta:
oh shit theirs 2 it was probably eleven amd johnathen 🙂

jaemin:
Oh okay what you gonna do with the forks..?

jaehyun:
i can already hear their screams ✨

renjun:
I can see yuta hyung

renjun:
hes sharpening the forks.

jeno:
Forks?? can u even sharpen forks ???

renjun:
stfu

renjun:
Hes staring at them while sharpening the forks

jeno:
What is this kdrama

jaemin:
Call an ambulance

jaehyun:
nO CALL THE FUCKING POLICE

jeno:
jaehyun HYUNG

renjun:
I think tens having an asthma attack

jeno:
Call 911th

jaehyun:
EXACTLY what i said

jaemin:
bold of you to assume i have a phone

jeno:
Were not stupid Jaemin-
* once again, r slur *

renjun:
just calL 911 SOMEBODY

♡'･ᴗ･'♡

psa: if youre wondering why there was 2 r slurs only on the first chapter, i grew up with the r word getting thrown at me. im currently editing the book, so if you do see it again please comment nicely. i hope you can undertsand.