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questions

before i start please comment if there are any spelling mistakes as i couldn't proof read tonight smh. yeah i finished this at 5am....

okay enjoy!!!

TAEYONG

TY TRACKKK how are you doing these days with all of those children and one of them being your man but we don't know which one it it's (is it jaequisha)

TY: they're all brats and i want to throttle them all. its the feeling when you see something cute, you want to squeeze it until it dies!! it's like that's minus the cute part. and yes, jaequisha is my man wbk.

booming system up up ty track ty track

TY: hyuck what are you doing on wattpad its past your bed time sweetie :(

ty let me pretend to be you so i can hug jaemin and tell jisung he is my child

TY: sure only if you do them dishes ;)

uhhh i love you

TY: i love you too bby

how does it feel to have nineteen chaotic children

TY: i should've gone to national childbirth trust :(

how do you make me utterly devastated when you pout? I

TY: pouting is how i got into SM :D

how do you feel when other group leaders say they have alot of children?

TY: i wish i could give them hyuck

btw dont tell the rest of the members but i think your my bias in 127 ;-;

TY: " JAEHYUN!!! im ihavepass 's bias :D "

ty how do you fit that ass i to those pants? must be quite loose for ya ;)

TY: spare some please 👐

when will you come up with a new TY TRACK song?

TY: when lee sooman stops being a b word :(

sir are you still alive in there? and wheres your ass like its all muscle u have 0 ass go find some ass

TY: have.......ass.....?

why are you so cute its unfair how god gave you all the cuteness that there was none left for me :(

TY: here take some. just kidding youre already adorable. you took all the cuteness so there was none left for dongYUCK

how does it feel to go bald?

TY: BALD???? i will sell my hair. i may be bald but atleast ill be rich 😎 also i hope jaehyun finds his toes soon

so taeyong do you ever just wander as to when jaehyun is going to acknowledge you and marry you?

TY: yes thats it thats the answer

i want a hug

TY: ask nicely >:(

DOYOUNG

date me plz....?

DY: bow down to me first

who are you dating or who do you have a crush on

DY: me myself and i 💁

how are you the baddest bitch ever???

DY: it runs in the ncity family babe

could you maybe give me a master class on howto be the baddest bitch ever?