nct in the house || nct

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mark
i want to play minecraft

johnny
i will !!! anybody else ?

taeyong
sure

mark
ok

johnny
lets go :]

- MINECRAFT -

" holy shit its a bee!! " mark exclaimed while punching at it, before realising they sting " dude hes hitting me. bees hit you??? "

" no mark hes stinging you. also who the FUCK took my diamonds " hyuck yelled scanning through every chest.

the boys had been playing for serval hours, and so far they have a two story house with pretty good crops and a villager torture chamber, made by the one and only Nakamoto Yuta.

while the members were somewhat near eachother, mark was so far away you couldnt see him on the map. he was currently in a flower biome, getting chased by bees.

hyuck was looking through every unorganized chest in the house. infact, unorganized is an understatement. theres some flesh, dirt, gold and a run-down stone pickaxe in one chest, spider eyes, seeds, and dye in another. do i need to explain any further? hyuck youre never going to find your diamonds.

just kidding. jaehyun crafted a diamond sword and being annoying, isnt telling hyuck. hes going round hitting all of the pigs because he " doesnt like them " . if you listen closely, you can still hear their shreiks. oh, i forgot to mention, he named his sword " ian the p u ssy distroyer ". how cute.

looking up a little bit on coordinates 104, 106, -287, you can see jungwoo, making a tall dirt tower. how is he going to get down you ask? he isnt. he will live there. forever.

down in the basement, yuta is torturing villagers. he stole all of the members iron and made an infinite rollercoaster, also known as the " bingguel bingguel round ride ". hes also named the villagers (aww) as " hoe " , " uglee " and " hyuck ".

" did you guys hear that? "

yes we did taeil, whom was farming crops being the sweet angel he is. it was only kim jungwoo, dying after falling down his 270 block tall dirt tower, why do you ask?

" taeil, stop breeding the son and dad chickens "

yes you heard correctly. what better way to breed than breed with your own family!

" if i fish another stick im leaving ! "

johnny was fishing at the nearby lake, except he wasnt really fishing. stick-ing? who knows. 17 sticks and counting. oh look, 18.

" doyoung stop hitting me "

taeyong and doyoung were having a fist fight. no, doyoung was. taeyong was running. falling..? dying? nevermind. he fell down a ravine, and died.

MINECRAFT: chonly and gnusij have joined.

BOOM

you guessed it. chenji just blew up their house! good job guys <3

MINECRAFT: taeily left the game.
MINECRAFT: suhnny left the game.
MINECRAFT: taeyog left the game.
MINECRAFT: yutar left the game.
MINECRAFT: doyoungpeoplecry left the game.
MINECRAFT: jarhyun left the game.
MINECRAFT: dirtkingwoo left the game.
MINECRAFT: markpee left the game.
MINECRAFT: princesshyuck left the game.

and that concludes their minecraft time.

chenle and jisung were grounded.

ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ

A/N get well soon ty >:(

also i made my own xbox account so i cam finally have friends whoooo! my gamertag is kimlib, feel free the friend me. im currently making a city in creative called NCITY, so if you see me online you're welcome to join and build something!!

- nini