Tedgens Fanfic

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Ted walked away from Charlotte and her piece of trash husband. He heard her screaming, but didn't care. All he could think about was what he had said.

I'm going to go hit on that tall professor.

Really? This was already bad, and he made it worse. He needed a drink. Hopefully it would make him calm down. Unfortunately, Ted had ran out of hope.

He made his way to the alcohol.  Hey old friend, Ted thought, grabbing a full bottle and drinking straight from it.

In a few minutes, Ted was wishing he was drunk, but if you drink as much as he does, the alcohol doesn't really effect you. It all started when he heard a familiar voice, except this time it was Singing. They watched as Charlotte and Sam came towards them. He was slapping himself for leaving the two alone. The woman couldn't say no to Sam, no matter what he did with her. He gagged at the sight of her organs hanging out of her stomach.

Giant, blue sausage like things, covered in blue blood. It was dripping everywhere. Sam's brain was barely in his head. It was like something out of a horror movie. He knew he should run, but his feet wouldn't move. Their voices were so enticing. He was enthralled, completely lost in the song, that was until he started moving. He found himself moving Bill, ans then getting beat up. He didn't like Bill that much, why did he do that? Probably the alcohol. Ted decided to agree with himself.  

They stepped away from Ted, and a second later The Professor came in with a shot gun. He 'killed' Sam and Charlotte. After being accused of killing them, Hidgens made a pun. It was alright, but know wasn't really the time for jokes. He then continued to explain how the two of them were already dead.

The older man then pointed the gun at them, and told them to sing the first sixteen bars of Moana. Ted hadn't seen that movie, but apparently Paul had. Everyone just copied him, well except for Bill. Who's phone rang at that moment.

It was his daughter. Apparently she didn't leave town. He got angry, and then said he was going to go find her. That's a bad idea, was all Ted could think. Bill was going to get himself killed, and he voiced his thoughts.

"And You're going to save her? G.I. Bill? You're going to run and gun your way through a city of singing zombie motherf*er's? Just wake up Bill. She's already dead", Ted said.

"Don't you dar-", Bill began, but Ted cut him off.

"She's going to be dead and you're going to die too. And that's exactly what's going to happen if you back through downtown", Ted pointed out.

"Then what am I supposed to do", The man asked worried about his daughter. That's when Paul jumped in.

"Then Don't go through downtown. Cut through Pinebrook.", The plain man said.

"What?"

Paul began to explain, Ted was disgusted. As they began to make a plan. He knew it wouldn't work.

"Don't bother he's going to get lost", Ted finally interrupted.

That's when the Crabby Barista cut in, "You're such a creep, you know that?"

That was the straw that broke the camel's back.

"Oh, I'm a creep?"

"Yeah", She said nodding.

He was beginning to lose his temper, "I'm a creep. Listen sweetheart, the world has changed, alright? There are no creeps, there are no heroes, there are only people Who're alive, and people who are DEAD!! And Bill's daughter? She's dead.", No one would look at him, "What? I'm only saying what we all know is true, right Paul?"

It turned out Paul wasn't on his side. He wanted to impress Erica or whatever her name is. He decided to go with Bill.

I'm surrounded by idiots!, Ted thought as Emma offered to go. Fortunately for her, the professor told her to stay. He was obviously lying, trying to keep her safe, but Ted wasn't going to reveal that.

As everyone else left, Ted continued to drink, lost in thought. That's never a good thing for Ted, so he decided to drown his thoughts out.