tHE rUNAWAY tEMPEST

freaking spawnkiller oP! plz nerf

"ok sci you fucking coward get over here NOW or else!" i said. no answer, so i smashed the radio. then i noticed a second radio there

"you think breaking the radio will work? i guess you're desperate since your going to lose no matter what" said sci

ik i had to run back with sparrow and find sci. if i could rekt sci then we could win the battle but otherwise fail. so as i started running somewhere else the radio turned on and said "u mom ghAy!!!!"

lol noob sci did he realy think that would buy him time. i mean its not like i get offended by those messages even though tis THE DUMBEST THING EVER and dont DARE u OFFEND MY MOMMA OK? so yeah sci was i mean what was even his strategy? oh fuck i spent like a paragraph writing about that, just lost some time better go on

"no u!" i yelled and ran away

so sparrow was following me and she had no weapon. we decided to go to weapon storage room which had no one in, so sparrow got another saw. we put a tripwire in th entrance and a c4 inside. if dreadnawed came in then rip him

so sparrow and me split up to find sci. i got to a camera room and there he was the little bitch. but then i realized he had so much spy shit in his room. there was a force field halfway through the room protecting him. he also had a fucking ray gun, and like 10 camera screens.

"i got u sci!" i said and i shot but f57 but force field stopped.

"you retard you cant do anything. i'm immune here hahah! no weapon you can use can destroy my epic force field. it'l buy me time until halcyon wins the battle and you get jailed. good luck bud" he said

i was pissed. was his force field really op? i mean this guy was a camper except he had leet hacks. i didnt know what to say so i was so desperate i started doing random things

"sci ur gay!" i said. not much happened but the force field seemed to shake a little bit. that gave me an idea.

so sci was staring at me the whole time. i took off my pants, opene'd a pic of sparrow i had on my phone, and started masterbating in front of sci. he looked at me at first but kind of looked away eventually. the ff shaked more but didnt quite break.

i then spoiled endgame for sci "IRON MAN DIES LOLOLOL!" he was like STOP and covered his ears but it was too late. he  started cussing me out and calling me the n word. the force field was getting weeker but didnt fade

i also leaked all the lock codes i knew. sci knew already but he was pissed and force field was like 69% down. finally i said "hey sci you know how your char is called light?" he was like "yeah" and i said "HEY GUYS, SCIENCECECENT WATCHES DEATH NOTE! HE LOVES ANIME!"

"OMG no i DoNT you fReaking cUNt!" said sci. the force field shattered and i jumped at him. he tried to use ray gun but was too late, i knoked him out. after that i found there was a secret basement in cam room. i locked sci in the basement so he couldnt do shit, then i turned his computer screen to show all of death note, now he had to watch it. hed been so pissed about people saying he watched death note but now it would be true. OOF

but then i heard the announcements go off. it was a recorded sciencecnt voice. "hi school its sci. if your hearing this its because im dead or captured. as you all know phoenix noob is attacking the schewl. in order to solve the issue we must have a ENTRY POINT BATTLE ROYALE!"

wholy shit a battle royale! fortnite was the EPICest game ever i mean its literally made by epic games. tbh i was more of a pubg player but whatever. but was batle royale good in irl? i'd find out.

halcyon and pheonix made a stopped fire to set up the battle royal. on phoenix side was me, sparrow, jack do, cish (apparently he was on our side), TROY (wait what?) and unofficial (not that we care). on halcyon side was dreadnought (oh no), camerachan (fuck), epic, drunpunk (how'd he get out of closet again?), kingfishre (xd i know lock codes) and this kid called cosmic, whatever. the map was going to be the killing house but sawblades were banned because too op. tbh this was more of a team deathmatch than battle royale but, battle royal sounds cooler so yeah.