tHE rUNAWAY tEMPEST

holy shit im broke

so unofficial and cam were a team now. turns out they were in love with each other aww! tbh cam was probably just bored but whatever. better love story than twilite am i right? there was just one BIG problem with that. they were my opponents next.

holy shit who's side were they even on? idk but they were gonna kill me. i rememer dreadnawed and ik i had to be serious not to lose. right? so unof wasn't much of a problem. he was more of a stealther lolnoob. cam was loud legit tho, basically he was like dread except a bit weaker maybe? wait did i just call cam a he? did i just assume their gender omg im sorry plz dont sue me!

so i tried to make excuse. "OMG GUYS i dInt mean it!"

"CRINGE" say cam and they pointed at me "ur dead kid lolol"

just as cam was about to fire i was saved. it was COMMERCIAL BREKA.

"wait wtf" said unof. cam was the same actually.

"yeah guys so uh, you know that last part with the explosions and stuff? yeah that was expensive af so im going to need ads. is an ad break ok with you?"

i guess "said cam" just dont make it to long.

there were only 2 ads so it wasnt too bad. the first ad was a pornHUB ad. ok im sorry guys i didnt choose the ads ok! i just wanted money. anyway the ad showed a bunch of hot gurls doing hot gurl stuff. pretty typical porno stuff. it was kinda hot but i decided to look away or else i felt i was betraying sparrow (rip sparrow btw) and that one girl whose name i never learnt. cam on the other hand was really horny. idk if that makes them straight or lesbian but whatever.

the second ad was a trump campaign ad. it was like "omg vote trump maga lolol!" ok so thats not what it said but i dont understand politics. i mean what the fuck? why cant i just be president that would be easier. tbh tho building a wall would be cool. were building a wall and im making PHOENIX pay for it, i mean hAlcyon pay for it fuck i forgot i switched sides lolol.

the ad was over pretty quickly but apparently unof fell asleep. lol, rip onofficial. it was 1v1 now not 1v2 but cam was still op. "ur trash kid" they said. fuck.

next was epic vs cish. if u would remember cish is actually a robot. and he can multiply so theres like 8 cishes. no wonder hes a "solo" developer. he probably uses clones to code faster #exposed #unbanquackityishot

they started shooting at epic and he was like "lol im fast as fuck boy" but there was a limit. he couldn't not outrun them forever. then they cornered him lol rip.

"surrender yourself" cish said robotically

"nop. the floor is lava!" said epic

the cish clones started melting to the ground, burning slowly like "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

epic was like hahah gotem' boys so he just walked casually out. however as one of the cish clones finished melting it began flashing random bright lights with colors and stuff. AHHHH said epic and he started having a seizure. he was just jerking our randomly break dancing with some prretty sick moves tbh. after that he fell unconscios. RIP him btw.

so they were both defeated right? nope. one of the cish clones started rising out of the wreckage and he was even more robotic than before. wait what? since when is cish the terminator? top ten worst anime plot twists