Namjoon: *playing chess by himself* Ah, black team you are very talented in chess aren't you? *hes playing both black and white team by himself* but! I've won the game! Time for the 11567th match!
Kookie: *bored* Namjoon! If you love chess so much why don't you marry it? Worse! Stick the game piece up your-
Namjoon: *he smiles at Kookie, his eyes glistening with malice and his voice rumbles with anger as he tilts his head* Careful dear Kookie. Or you'll get yourself hurt. We don't like to see a good cookie crumble.
Kookie: *backs up* HOLY NAMJESUS!
Yoongi: AND YOU GUYS SAY IM THE ONE THATS SCARY WHEN MAD.
Bangtan except Joon: YOU ARE.
Yoongi: jeez....
Taehyung: *his eyes are starting to water as he stares in the wall* you know...we've been living in this asylum for so long.....that even staring at the wall gets fun.
Jin: Tae! BLINK and GO EAT!
Tae: *blinks* right....forgot about a little of some h20...(H2O is water.)
Jin: thank you!
Hoseok: *screaming and runs into the room* S-S-SNAKEU.
Jimin: WHERE THE FAK IS THIS SNAKE?!
Yoongi: *evilly laughing as he has a controller in his hands that operate the mechanical snake*
Namjoon: *grabs the snake and controller and crushes it in his hands turning it into dust* Yoongi, how many times have I told you no snakes?
Yoongi: *sighs* 1253 times...
Namjoon: Exactly, how many times do I NEED to tell you?
Yoongi: Once.
Namjoon: Thank you. *he walks away back to his chess where he's reading AND playing chess*
Yoongi: he kills the fun out of everything.
Tae: That's for YOU to say. Your always yelling at us.
Yoongi: what do you expect!?! A simple-
Tae: Yoongi! I know your my hyung but DONT test me right now.
Yoongi: Your just WEAK! KIM. TAE. HYUNG.
Tae: *runs towards Yoongi and starts to try and scratch his eyes out only to be thrown*
Kook: YOONGI! TAE! I-*gets hit* OH HELL NO. *jumps into the fight*
Everyone else: *trying to get them off each other*
Jin: *smells blood* NAMJOOON! I CANT TAKE IT! *starts to whimper but jumps into the fight*
Hoseok: OW! JIN BIT ME! *punches Jin off causing himself to get in the fight*
Jimin: HOLY SH-*gets knocked out by tae*
Namjoon: Shit.
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Bts Asylum AU
KorkuWelcome to the Bangtan Aslyum. Where the crazies become insane. There's no word for how fucked up this place is. There are thousands of patients in there. But only seven stand out, a murder psychopathic group. Would you like to meet them?
