Taehyung:...whats taegi...?
Namjoon: Taegi is a relationship between you and yoongi.
Yoongi: WHAT THE FUCK.
Tae: WHAT THE FOOK.
Namjoon:
~2 hrs later~
Jungkook: What's jikook?
Namjoon: A relationship regarding you and jimin-ah.
Jungkook: Oh, so what's namkook?
Namjoon: A relationship regarding...*he sighs*...you and I...
Jungkook: dat shit hawt.
Namjoon:.....i hate you....
~3 hrs later~
Jin: What's namjin?!
Namjoon: you and I together, except I hate your guts and you hate mine so it'll never fucking happen.
Jin: or will it...?
Namjoon: I'm scared.
~1 hr later~
Yoongi: HEY SMART BITCH.
Namjoon:...
Yoongi: what the hell is sope or yoonseok?
Namjoon: *mutters* where the hell are you getting these ship names from...? *clears his throat* It's a relationship both names regarding you and hoseok.
Hoseok: huehuehue~ *winks at yoongi* cmere yoonie~
Yoongi: Fuck you.
Hoseok: Please do.
Yoongi: No thank you, unlike you i have standards.
~2 minutes later~
Taehyung: WHATS VMIN, TAEKOOK, 2SEOK, NAMGI, YOONMIN, AND WHATS NAMSEOK?! AND WHATS A JIBOOTY AND A COCK CAGE?!
Namjoon: OH MY FUCKING GOD-! VMIN IS A SHIP BETWEEN YOU AND JIMIN, TAEKOOK IS A SHIP BETWEEN YOU AND JUNGKOOK, 2SEOK IS A SHIP BETWEEN SEOKJIN AND HOSEOK, NAMGI IS BETWEEN ME AND YOONGI, YOONMIN IS JIMIN AND YOONGI TOGETHER, AND NAMSEOK IS ME AND HOSEOK TOGETHER. AND JIBOOTY IS JIMINS BUTT AND IM NOT ANSWERING THAT FUCKING LAST ONE. FUCK, I WISH I WASNT SMART!
Namjoon: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE NAMES FROM?!
Jin:...the internet...? Duh.
Jungkook: *BaD gUy iNtEnSiFiEs*
Namjoon:
Jin:
Jungkook:
Taehyung:
Yoongi:
Jimin:
Hoseok:
Namjoon: I'm gonna go commit neck snap I'm done with y'all asses...
YOU ARE READING
Bts Asylum AU
HorrorWelcome to the Bangtan Aslyum. Where the crazies become insane. There's no word for how fucked up this place is. There are thousands of patients in there. But only seven stand out, a murder psychopathic group. Would you like to meet them?
