Namjoon: So, we are gathered here today to talk about, Emergencies and what to do!
Taehyung: I'll go get the viagra.
Namjoon: Taehyung no-!
Jungkook: Taehyung YES.
Namjoon: ANYWAYS-
Namjoon: What do you do in case of a fire?
Jin: Run the fuck away!
Namjoon: FINALLY! An actual good answe-
Jin: -because i don't want my handsome face getting ruined! If i have to i'll lock ya'll up in a room just to save myself!
Namjoon:
Jin:
Namjoon: ...Alright next question, What would you take FROM a fire?
Jungkook: My ironman.
Jin: My beauty.
Hoseok: My barbie.
Taehyung: The fire...? Like who? What? Why?
Namjoon: Taehyung you can't TAKE the fire.
Taehyung: BECOME ONE WITH THE FIRE-!!! RAHHH!!!
Namjoon: TAEHYUNG NO-
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Bts Asylum AU
HorrorWelcome to the Bangtan Aslyum. Where the crazies become insane. There's no word for how fucked up this place is. There are thousands of patients in there. But only seven stand out, a murder psychopathic group. Would you like to meet them?
