Jin: My boyfriends too tall to kiss on the lips, what should I do?
Yoongi: Punch him in the stomach then, when he doubles over in pain kiss him.
Hoseok: Tackle him.
Jungkook: dump him.
Taehyung: Kick him in the balls, and when he falls over kick him again, this time in the stomach.
Namjoon: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JIN FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, WE'RE NOT FUCKING DATING.
Jin: damnit.

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Bts Asylum AU
HorrorWelcome to the Bangtan Aslyum. Where the crazies become insane. There's no word for how fucked up this place is. There are thousands of patients in there. But only seven stand out, a murder psychopathic group. Would you like to meet them?