success [ svt 14th member ]

[ shit jaehan says, pt. 1 ]

[ when woozi, one time, slaps mingyu on his arm. ]
"*imitates thanos* you should have gone for the head,"

[ when seungcheol tries to scare jaehan with a horror movie ]
"at least they make girls scream louder than you will, hyung- OW! OW! STOP STOP STOP!"

[ when joshua plays the guitar ]
"damn it, hyung, i wish i was a guitar, no homo,"

[ when jeonghan asked dino "nugu aegi?" ]
"certainly mr and mrs lee's,"

[ when junhui showed him his childhood pictures ]
"hyung, you're a meme,"

[ when everyone yells "hoshi fighting!" ]
"FIGHTING!"
"more like snoring,"

[ when minghao did the nunchucks thing ]
"i can do that too!"
* tries *
"okay, get that thing away from me. it's cursed. i repeat, it's cursed,"

[ when they saw samuel again ]
"holy jisoos, my son, you're growing,"
"jaehan, he's getting older, getting taller too,"
"I didn't ask for you, i was talking with my son,"

[ after seungcheol announces that toothpaste ran out again ]
"what the fuck are you doing to the toothpaste, slurping it?!"

[ after meeting lisa of blackpink ]
"hyung, hold my frog, i am about to get married,"

[ after watching a horror movie ]
"okay, food ran out three days ago, soul went up to heaven, memory scarred forever. in short, screw you guys i hate you,"
"we love you, too, hyung,"
"*laughs and blushes* who ever said i hate you? the most handsome hyung loves all his hyungs and dongsaengs- OW WOOZI HYUNG I-"