success [ svt 14th member ]

[ shit jaehan says, pt. 3 ]

[ when seungcheol told him to lead the greeting ]
"say the name! annyeonghaseyo, seventeen ibnida! and i am... the leader!"
"wow. that fast?"
"shut up, member. i am the leader,"

[ when jeonghan tried to make jaehan carry him ]
"i thought you were an angel? you're heavy, hyung, just fly,"
"yah!"
"kidding, hyung! HAHAHA i love you!"

[ when joshua offered him beer ]
"i thought it was drink water, not alcohol?"

[ when jun ignored him for the8 ]
"oh, would you look at that? i'm filing a divorce,"

[ when hoshi told him he needed to practice, not sleep ]
"can't i do both?"

[ when wonwoo told him he should rap ]
"i should? hm, maybe i should! i get to have your lines in fear?"

[ when woozi won't wake up ]
"holy mother of jesus, i can't spill water on him or he'll kill me! just wake up, hyung!"

[ when the8 said he was heading to china for idol producer 2 ]
"my minghao is so grown up now. he's gonna be mentoring. i'm so proud of you, my son-"

[ when mingyu said he can't cook ]
"liar! what a liar. i did not become brothers with a liar."

[ when dk reached a high note ]
"was that a neigh?"
"JAEHAN!"
"saranghaeyo, seokmin! HAHAHAHA,"

[ when seungkwan said his girlfriend sowon live ]
"vernon, he's cheating on you. cheat on him with me!"

[ when vernon went with him to new york ]
"ahh, new york. the air tastes like home,"
"oh, you eat air?"

[ when dino danced a solo in the practice room ]
"my little mj. MICHAEL CHANSON, I'M YOUR #1 FAN!"