[ shit jaehan says, pt. 2 ]

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[ when dino spilled milk on his bedsheets ]
"i wanna turn into a dinosaur and eat you, maknae! oh my frog, darling, my bed is ruined,"

[ when hansol told him he sounded less american now ]
"okay, don't judge me, boy. why are you ridding me off my citizenship?"

[ when seungkwan said that jaehan is an asshole ]
"i'm a handsome asshole, then,"

[ when seokmin tried to convince him to go acting ]
"i'm too extra for acting,"
"he knows,"
"i heard you, seungkwan,"
"give me a break,"

[ when mingyu told him he should've joined the hiphop unit ]
"if i did, i'd outdo everyone. i don't actually suck. um, just kidding,"
"you didn't sound like you were kidding...?"
"oh shut up, kim mingyu,"

[ when minghao told him he sucked at painting ]
"at least i'm not like a bird, nor a turkey,"
"you do realize that's a misheard lyric, right?"
"you do realize i don't care, right?"

[ when woozi threatened him to focus on recording ]
"give me pizza and i'd actually give in,"

[ when wonwoo said he should smile more ]
"what do you think i am, hyung, a depressed teenager? of course this is how i smile, do i look like i'm grimacing from pain?"
"um, actually, yes,"
"for pete's sake. i look like a handsome frog,"

[ when hoshi told him to dance miroh by stray kids ]
"*dances extra* oh my god, i can dethrone skz,"
"*facepalms*" - everyone

[ when junhui said he took way too many selcas ]
"at least i actually look good and know how to take selcas,"

[ when joshua tried to get him to sing with him ]
"i might be too great for you, hyung. too great i'd bust your eardrums,"
"o-okay what HAHAHA,"

[ when jeonghan asked him nugu gwiyeoun gaeguri? (trans. cute frog) ]
"jeonghan hyung's!"

[ when seungcheol told him he is in trouble ]
"when am i not?"

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