Love is all around

Dante: Chapter three

Dante was munching on the piece of pizza while reading a newspaper. He enjoyed the peace when Y/n didn't piss him off. He sighed in content just to jump in his seat a bit when Y/n kicked the bathroom door open and walked out, drying his hair off with a towel. Then he threw it back to the bathroom and opened one of the boxes with pizza. Or at least the one that was supposed to contain his pizza. He stared at the empty box trying to comprehend what just happened before he looked at Dante, who was holding a piece of pepperoni pizza.

-Dante. – said Y/n turning to face him fully. – Is this my pizza you're eating?

-Yes. – answered Dante in a taunting manner. – What are you going to do about it?

-At first I wanted to kick your ass, when I remembered you're my bitch. – smirked Y/n and snatched the remaining pizza from Dante's hand. – Since I didn't eat breakfast, I'm mad. – said Y/n finishing the pizza. – And you will pay for that.

-I don't have money. – shrugged Dante and got back to reading the newspaper.

He didn't notice when Y/n walked up behind him and put his coat on Dante's head. Dante started trashing around to break free, but Y/n's grip was too hard. He dragged Dante outside and threw him in front of his car. Then got in the wheel and started the engine. Y/n rolled the window down and watched Dante standing up.

-Are you nuts?! – yelled Dante. Y/n only smirked and pushed the gas pedal down.

-Run bitch. – he said and let go of the brake. The car gladly moved with the screech of tires. Dante was smart enough to know it was a good time to panic. He took off like a freaking bullet with Y/n in the car chasing after him.

-Fine! Fine! I'll buy you another one! – yelled Dante.

-You'll pay for it with my money so it's basically me buying it! – Y/n yelled back and accelerated a bit.

-You're a fucking psychopath!

-Yeah, I'm adorable out of few other reasons too.

Once Y/n got bored he stopped the car and got out. Dante fell on his knees exhaousted, panting hard trying to catch his breath. Y/n walked up to him with his arms crossed against his chest.

-Did you learn your lesson? – asked Y/n.

-That you're out of your mind? Yeah. – Dante panted out in response. He groaned loudly when Y/n kicked him in the stomach, then he picked him up by his hair.

-Don't you ever touch my food or my stuff without my permission. – Y/n said through gritted teeth and let go of Dante, making him fall back down on the ground. Y/n got in his car and drove back to Devil May Cry, leaving Dante in the middle of the street.

-Fucking asshole. – muttered Dante and stood up shakily. He took few steps before he heard the familiar sound of the motorcycle. He looked behind him to see Lady. She stopped by his side and turned the engine off.

-What the hell happened to you? – she asked seeing sweaty Dante.

-Y/n. – was all he said in response. – I ate his pizza while he was showering, so he made me run in front of his car. Then he drove off, probably back home.

-Get on the bike, I'll give you a ride. – said Lady and started the engine.

-I have to buy a pizza for this ass. – grunted Dante. – Or he'll make me clean again or do something worse.

-Okay. – chuckled Lady. – At least let me give you a ride to the pizzeria you both like.

Time skip

-Y/n, I'm back. – said Dante walking in Devin May Cry.

His eyes went wide when he noticed Y/n was nowhere to be seen. He walked around, and found him shirtless, cooking in the kitchen. Dante's eyes went wide when he saw how masterly he threw the pizza bottom in the air, never failing to catch it. When Y/n was content with the roundness and the thickness of the pizza, he put the topping on and put it in the oven.

-You're gaping. – said Y/n finally noticing Dante in the room. Dante widened his eyes and closed his mouth breaking his trance.

-I brought you pizza. – he said. – Sorry I ate your breakfast.

-It's fine. – answered Y/n and took a piece. – Or at least it will be when I see the whole building spotless. – he added, receiving a loud groan from Dante.